I Don’t Think People Talk Enough About How Fucked It Is That Every Single Person In Parkciv Has The

this will never NOT be fucking crazy

NO BC IM REREADING TRB AND THAT HIT ME LIKE A TRUCK

Waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat because you remembered Ronan Lynch canonically plays tennis

Back when Zane was in his original body (pre-death) he was like six inches shorter than Pixal. But when he rebuilt himself after exploding he made himself two inches taller than her. And then when Pixal rebuilt herself even later on she reclaimed her height advantage. Its now an ongoing competition. Every time one of them is damaged in a severe way they deliberately make themself just a bit taller than the other . They both have to duck under doorframes now

thinking about Ronan Lynch again. from the Dreamer Trilogy, I think the implication is that he is an Aos Sidhe, one of the people of the hills, maybe even a Tuatha De Dannan--something beyond comprehension from under the skin of the world. but he is Catholic, deeply Catholic, Catholic to distraction and to the point of worrying that his boyfriend won't make it to heaven. in the Raven Cycle, he asks God again and again, 'What am I?' and the answer is... god, a god, lowercase, a god before God became famous. a god who turned himself into the patron saint of kings and quests and Adam Parrish rather than admit to being a god in the first place

pov you are parrish's least liked coworker and you just said something dead stupid

Three tickets for the Barbie movie, please.

Happy Halloween!

Your honour he’s actually just a little guy who loves his raven

I love the raven cycle because you have Richard “how dare you imply that I sleep with my friends” Gansey, Blue “I will not have sex with anyone except maybe Gansey in some faraway hypothetical future” Sargent, and Henry “I’m Henrysexual” Cheng making up a fantastic ace spec trio and then there’s Adam “I need to take your clothes off” Parrish quietly lusting after every attractive person he sees. This is the queer rep that I live for.

And that’s not even mentioning Ronan “I don’t care for lamps” Lynch.

Dare I say this is Tumblr's greatest bit of all time