Put This On The GOAT Aftg Lines Shelf 😭😭

My take on the Bingo Cards going around for the new book. ☀️⭐

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Also, please take note that none of the art used in this bingo card is mine nor did I ever claim it to be. I forgot to site the fanart sources & I take full accountability for that mistake and apologize, but that's no reason to send me unalive threats & harrassment over that genuine mistake.

Please go support the artists instead:

"Nico passing tf out": @/loonysl

"Solangelo Banter": @/elentori-art

"Solangelo Smooch": @/cookiesketches

of course ronan lynch is in my dream blunt rotation, who do you think is providing the dream blunts

i like to think will’s had a crush on nico since the battle of manhattan. little 13yo will sees little 12yo nico fighting and he’s like “wow. dream guy right there” (bc he is 13 and just discovered mcr so any boy that wears black is peak attraction)

the years go by and he doesn’t see much of nico until the gaia battle and is like “oh so i never got over that. i’ll unpack this later.”

alright all I know is that this show better stick to its timeframe. I don’t want any of this modern day slang or technology— give me Grover playing ‘so yesterday’ and Thalia talking about Green Day- it is 2005 in the year of our lord thank you

currently in the middle of a re-read of trc and in no part is it fathomable that adam parrish and ronan lynch: broken, tortured, tormented, lonely, and lonesome boys who are cruel and absolute bastards, would ever get married? but they do, and not to just anyone but to each other. it's canon that they get married (!!!)

that adam will casually say "my husband's youngest brother was over this week" or ronan will say to a kitchen full of people, "my husband prefers his teas black," and that's just the norm. they get married! they're husbands!! (also side note... adam having in-laws? such a wild thought it makes me giggle)

“close your eyes, evbo” or whatever she said

every gay friend group has: the repressed academic, the ska loving "brawn", the formerly mean girl psychic, the match making anime fan, the astrology lover, the lesbian butcher/reluctant big sister, the sexy cat with nine lives, the walrus who runs a magic shop and the local witch who wants to kill everyone

uhmmm funny cool interesting caption

shout out to the dream thieves gotta be my favourite insane book out there because how am i ever meant to explain two divorces, gay tension between half the cast, a magical forest, kavinsky's existence, whatever the fuck adam is going through, the grey man in general, noah and his lack of existence, dreaming, welsh kings, cars, kidnapping. the list goes on

i’m sure only a very niche audience will understand this but weiss schnee and jeremy knox have SUCH a similar back stories in terms of family but they ended with opposite personalities (literally weiss’s nickname being “ice queen” and jeremy being compared to sunshine a bunch) anyways it drives me insane