There is something inexplicably hilarious to me about the entire TRC fandom being able to draw an ace-coded interpretation about nearly every character - Blue and Gansey always read very ace spectrum coded to me, one could argue Ronan is on a demisexual wavelength (or he's just catholic), aroace Henry interpretations, Noah gets a lot of asexual headcanons too.
Adam, though? We've all collectively agreed that that motherfucker is ready to fucking go. Mr. Touch starved, "hi literal soulmate I drove eight hours for birthday sex", "wow my murderous Latin teacher is hot", "I have had a girlfriend for a week and I want to kiss her right NOW" "had been starving for much longer" "now that we've made out once we are living on a farm and raising a dream child together let me look at your tattoo RIGHT NOW no conversation we are kissing now lets go bang in the laundry room" "i keep a pinup of a car model in my glovebox" Adam Parrish has dodged these interpretations on a widespread scale solely by having r-rated thoughts about every person he's found attractive in the series. We're all right and I think we should say it more.
some of you didn't read the raven cycle the summer when you were 16 and it shows
the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole
i know homophobic bully turns out to actually be gay themselves is a pretty standard trope but i don't think anyone has ever done it with quite the same commitment as joseph kavinsky. he literally sent gansey a dick pic from ronan's phone. like why did you do that king
NO BC IM REREADING TRB AND THAT HIT ME LIKE A TRUCK
Waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat because you remembered Ronan Lynch canonically plays tennis
shout out to the dream thieves gotta be my favourite insane book out there because how am i ever meant to explain two divorces, gay tension between half the cast, a magical forest, kavinsky's existence, whatever the fuck adam is going through, the grey man in general, noah and his lack of existence, dreaming, welsh kings, cars, kidnapping. the list goes on
one day you're okay, the next you read the pynch baseball au and your brain chemistry is altered forever βΎοΈ
just reminding everyone of this paragraph again
itβs so funny and so real that I named my whole damn account after it
their friendship means the world to me btw . if you even care
Sometimes I'm going about my day, I'm doing fine, and then I remember Ronan helped Adam move into the apartment above St. Agnes church so he could have everything he worshipped under one roof, and then I'm face down on the floor all of a sudden