The Disparity Between Idia's New Card And Sprite Goes Crazy- 💀💀

TWST?? WHO IS THIS?!!

i love deuce forever for making these super smash bros intro looking things for all of the dorms but what in the actual fuck is he describing because my youtube translation is having a seizure and i lowkey think he's describing gang wars which is definitely a choice.. 😭😭

Edit: I KNEW IT THEYRE TURF WARS WHICH MAKES ME WANNA LAUGH SO HARD BC THATS SO FUNNY FOR NO REASON AND I INITIALLY SAID IT REMINDED ME OF PERSONA FOR SOME REASON BUT I REMOVED IT BUT I WAS RIGHT, IT LOOKS LIKE THOSE ALL OUT ATTACK THINGS

ALSO twst never fails to make me laugh for no reason but IDEK WHY THIS IS FUNNY ITS JUST THE HEART PNG THAT WAS SLAPPED ON HIS FACE AND CALLED A DAY IS- it's just so funny to me idk bro maybe im going insane 😭 ALSO this mf was DJING IN CATERS DREAM. BRO I ACTUALLY CANT HE PULLED A XILONEN 😭

this event is so goofy bro 😭

craziest fever dream ever 😭

Note: I just found a fanart of this scene on pinterest and it's the GREATEST THING EVER IM CRYING

THEIR FACES ARE SO GOOD- JAMIL LOOKS SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT AND GRIM IS JUST A LITTLE GUY CLINGING TO SEBEK WITH ALL HIS MIGHT 💀

(this art is NOT mine, credit to @5vyqMf2ItTU936W on twitter)

it's the way that all the posts about the new halloween event are about gojo or yassifying jack skellington 😭

YOU KNOW WHO THIS MF LOOK LIKE LOWKEY !? !?

LOOK 💀💀💀

NEW CLUB CARD DROP!!1!1!! 🔥🔥

MALLEUS!!1!1! The running gag about his gargoyles hyperfixation finally gets to shine and it's so good, but also this outfit? IT EATS DOWN 🙌🙌

The leather looks really nice on him, my only despair is that the parasol color doesn't match the fit or the other way around.. actually, i'm not sure the royal purple matches the blue undertones in his hair-

The patchwork on his right arm is also confusing me but I'll have to see his sprite probably before I make my final opinion- Regardless, his hair SO GOOD IN THE LOW PONYTAIL!!! We haven't had any other hair switch ups for him besides his culinary crucible so seeing this is nice 😭

Edit: Groovy Version!!

He looks so good!! Rainy day Malleus!! Also I did just realize that he's wearing a rain coat because the practical usage of gargoyles is to channel water away like gutters-

ACE NEW BIRTHDAY CARD!!!1!1!11 ❤️

Another addition to the new slumber wear collection!!! I feel like the hoodie is a very ace choice, but I also think he's the kinda person who would go to bed wearing nothing but his boxers and socks 💀

Edit: I think his groovy is adorable, it's so funny to see him frantically scramble out of bed because he overslept, get out of bed dummy!! I also like how he looks without his heart makeup! (the fact that he walks around in only sandals though.. 😭)

Side Note:

this totally means that the dream of the "sexy furry robe and the grandpa nightgown" meme is still possible 😭😭😭

I dissapear from tumblr for a few months and when I come back there’s MORE Jadevil enjoyers?

breathes in deeply

FUUUUU BC IM GROWING OUT OF TWST SO HARD WHY COULDNT THIS HAVE HAPPRNED BEFORE T T

do y'all see this.

THIS MAN. THIS MAN FR JUMPED OUT OF SOME DARK GOTHIC ROMANCE OTOME GAME- BC THIS HAND KISSING ACTION IS LOWKEY CRAZ 💀

this man is so bold to be doing all that to some randos he met in the woods 😭 genuine gojo behavior (note: did he kidnap them??)

Here's all the other characters reactions btw: (credit to fleurism on yt)

YALL.. I FEAR TWST ATE ‼️⁉️

I feel like with ever update I see on twst chapter 7, I get punched in the stomach consecutively like- 😭

WHOS THAT DIVA BRO CAUSE CATER LOOKS SO GOOD IN THAT CARD I ACTUALLY WANT TO CRY 😭🫶 HE LOOKS SO FINE?? THE CROWN AND THE GAVEL OMGGGG, HE'S HOUSEWARDEN BUT HE'S SERVING CUN- 💅💅✨✨✨ THE HIGH RES IS SO SCRUMPTIOUS OMLLL HE LOOKS SO GOOD

DEUCE LOOKING ALL MAJESTIC IN THAT SUNRISE?? Twst pulling a Vil-Scalding-Sands ahh move like- “if we put them in quietly NOBODY will notice” 😭 but being fr he actually looks SO GOOD while looking ready to throw some hands-