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NEW BIRTHDAY CARDS!!1!!

JADE MY BELOVED 😍😍😍 HES SO FINE RAUGHHHH SILK PAJAMAS ONLY FOR MY KING 🙏🙏 /j

Floyd wearing a hoodie is lowkey not what I expected but a tank top and some sweatpants? Absolutely Floyd's style.

THANK YOU BEYONCE FOR THE HALLOWEEN CARD GROOVIES

I JUST FOUND THESE IN PINTEREST AND THEYVE PROBABLY BEEN OUT FOR A WHILE BUT I DONT CARE I HAVE TO POST THEM

LITERALLY LOOKS AT THEY ALL LOOK SOOO GOOD ESPECIALLY MY MAN JADE LIKE THEY MADE HIM SERVE SPECIFICALLY ALSO THE DYNAMIC ANGLES AND THE LIGHTING???? EAT DOWNNNN KINGS AUGHAJSHDJFBJSDJ

THIS EVENT GOT EVEN GOOFIER 💀💀

y'all.. this event is SENDING me it's so funny- there's so many funny moments in chapter 4 so here's my favorites:

the mental picture of sebek lifting up idia (who's only like 5 cm/2 in shorter than him-) is SO funny

like imagine seeing some random green haired guy who's tall asf RUNNING through town SCREAMING while carrying an EQUALLY tall, skinny asf guy with FLAMING blue hair ON his back 💀

Poor Trey getting dragged into this shit- even he don't wanna deal with Leona and Malleus's gay petty asf bickering 😭

riddle's tantrums are NOTHING compared to them 💀

Sebek (accidentally) SLAMMING Idia with that comment is also the greatest thing ever-

"hermit" is wild 💀 and the worse part is sebek met it with 100% sincerity, this is the nicest he's been all event and he literally told idia he doesn't go outside enough 😭

(in order to fit the 30 photo limit, i combined the first screenshot with the rest of these screenshots, Vil didn't immediately say the plan after insulting Sebek)

Vil slamming another freshman as a "unwashed, overripened vegetable” never gets old, atleast Sebek isn’t another potato (HE HAD THE CHANCE TO CALL HIM A CABBAGE BECAUSE OF HIS HAIR BUT HE DIDNT AND ITS SO TRAGIC-)

Idia trying his best to escape Sebek also is hilarious but unfortunately, he's not brave enough to challenge Vil's authority- and Epel finally has a reason to be grateful about being in Pomefiore 💀

Idia saying he regrets being a dorm head is also extremely funny because i just KNOW he’s thinking “dude I would’ve never been the party leader if i’d have to team with these annoying noobs..”

Leona cheering on the little girl and mocking Malleus cause he knows DAMN well Malleus can't actually hurt her is also hilarious-

Malleus is also petty enough for Leona to be WRONG about this, but atleast he got some sense knocked into him before the poor girl got blasted into smithereens- Malleus was actually gonna magic blast her into oblivion like 💀💀

(side note: leona looks SO handsome when he's actually laughing with a big smile, it's so unfortunate that we don't see this sprite often..)

Malleus and Leona getting along in order to gang up on Trey is lowkey CRAZY cause what is Trey gonna do to them 💀 mf was about to be bodied if he hadn't run off to talk with Shock in order avoid them-

(legitimately will never understand why they decided Trey was an enemy for trying to mediate their arguements by agreeing with both of them- dude is trying his best and yall dont stfu with your gay ass arguments like i would be tired of that shit too 😭)

erm.. new birthday card..

I mean.. it's something?.. i lowkey thought he was wearing a supreme t-shirt at first so- 😭😭

ig we have another look of him without his glasses but also without makeup!! (still ugly- /J /J)

Edit: Groovied Version!!

he looks much better not wearing the jacket- but also MUSCLES DAMN??? (we all know trey’s the most built human character-)

laughed particularly hard after seeing these three reblogs that were all within 5 notes of each other in my inbox

skully be crashing out 💀

my guy started tweaking out and DRUGGED jack skellington, turned US into a pumpkin (unclear??!?) and KIDNAPPED grim (also unclear?!??) and poor zero witnessed it all- 😭

CRYING laughing while watching the translation of the new jp halloween event because they put the big 4 (housewardens) into a room and told them to collaborate with eachother-

it played out exactly how you imagine it would 💀💀

THEY SPENT THREE WHOLE MINUTES ARGUING ABOUT THIS BRO 😭 ABOUT AN EVENT THAT WAS A WHOLE YEAR AGO

THE GOODEST BOY 😭😭

HIS CARDIGAN IS SO ADORABLE AND THE MESSY HAIR?? HE'S SO SCRUNKLY IN THIS PHOTO I WANT TO ROUGH HIM UP (affectionately) i'm loving this new set of twst birthday cards bro

Edit: Groovied Version!!

we were totally robbed of jack brushing his fluffy tail though-

this event is so goofy bro 😭

craziest fever dream ever 😭

Note: I just found a fanart of this scene on pinterest and it's the GREATEST THING EVER IM CRYING

THEIR FACES ARE SO GOOD- JAMIL LOOKS SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT AND GRIM IS JUST A LITTLE GUY CLINGING TO SEBEK WITH ALL HIS MIGHT 💀

(this art is NOT mine, credit to @5vyqMf2ItTU936W on twitter)

forgot to post this but decided to anyways for the lols

(even though all the cards are already old news)

Full photos of all cards!! :

(also why is azul the only one with a vest/blazer that looks like a vest? it's easier to see in his sprites but he lowkey ate that-)

I just KNOW that Vil internally cringed when Skully kissed his hand with those crusty lips of his, even with gloves on- 😭

do y'all see this.

THIS MAN. THIS MAN FR JUMPED OUT OF SOME DARK GOTHIC ROMANCE OTOME GAME- BC THIS HAND KISSING ACTION IS LOWKEY CRAZ 💀

this man is so bold to be doing all that to some randos he met in the woods 😭 genuine gojo behavior (note: did he kidnap them??)

Here's all the other characters reactions btw: (credit to fleurism on yt)

i feel like i've been pretty good at restraining myself in this blog, but that being said..

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ONE CHANCE JUST ONE CHANCE PLEASE HES SO FINE OMG KICKING AND SCREAMING AND CRYING HE LOOKS SO GOOD IM GONNA THROW UP LORD HAVE MERCY PLEASEEE HIS HAIR???!?!?!?!?PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ONE CHANCE IM BEGGING ON MY HANDS AND KNEESSSSS

What it felt like checking tumblr this morning: 💀💀💀

Full photos!! :

it's the way that all the posts about the new halloween event are about gojo or yassifying jack skellington 😭

TWST?? WHO IS THIS?!!

YOU KNOW WHO THIS MF LOOK LIKE LOWKEY !? !?

LOOK 💀💀💀

ACE NEW BIRTHDAY CARD!!!1!1!11 ❤️

Another addition to the new slumber wear collection!!! I feel like the hoodie is a very ace choice, but I also think he's the kinda person who would go to bed wearing nothing but his boxers and socks 💀

Edit: I think his groovy is adorable, it's so funny to see him frantically scramble out of bed because he overslept, get out of bed dummy!! I also like how he looks without his heart makeup! (the fact that he walks around in only sandals though.. 😭)

Side Note:

this totally means that the dream of the "sexy furry robe and the grandpa nightgown" meme is still possible 😭😭😭

✧ Weekly TWST Reblog Replies! - #1 ✧

idk if i'll make this a consistent thing, mainly because i'm inconsistent- but I do like replying to other people's opinions on my posts, so yeah! expect these every week for the most part, unless there's no reblogs..

credits : @cafekitsune for the dividers

reply to @usurper-of-heavens - No, you're absolutely not underestimating them. I wholly believe that that the characters in-game mischaracterize Kalim just as much as the fandom does. I will argue that for the characters, it's actually reasonable, since not all of them know him all that well. Even so, the fact that a ton of them don't think about what it means to be an heir to a throne, minus the pampering and luxurious life, is kinda crazy to me..

I'm more so disappointed that the princes don't recognize this, and although Malleus was probably fine his whole life, why does Leona not acknowledge this idea? If I had to guess, it's mainly because some of Leona's trauma stems from his being born second and being outcast from the throne. Maybe seeing Kalim so oblivious and happy makes him forget the idea that Kalim could also go through anything similar to the rejection he faced during childhood.

reply to @magimerlyn - This is a wonderful statement that I totally agree with, Kalim is mindful enough to continue working with Jamil even after discovering Jamil's feelings about him, opting to try and become less dependent on him while not throwing him to the side, considering that he has the power to get rid of Jamil. Yes, some of his emotional stability relies on Jamil being around, but that's exactly why he's trying to grow more as a person, and be more mindful of the choices he makes involving Jamil. Chances are, Jamil wouldn't magically outgrow his habits of taking care of Kalim even if Kalim did immediately grant his freedom and close off their relationship. Either way, Kalim would probably be granted some reprieve from his grievances if someone as helpful and dedicated as Jamil came along that he could trust trust. Now whether this would affect Kalim and Jamil's relationship?.. we'll leave that to the fanfic writers..

reply to @flying-mochis - Yeah, Kalim has several moments where he openly shows his innovation in attempts to develop more personally by not relying on Jamil all the time. Book 5 - Chapter 10 is a great example of Jamil's development, because he's willing to continue aiding Kalim despite probably being able to prove himself as better than him. Of course, this is partially because of his ruined reputation, but you can't deny that he isn't being super spiteful despite the fact that his plan to overthrow Kalim didn't work.

reply to @tinisprout - Exactly, like my poor boy!!! We'll listen!! 😭😭😭 In reality, I don't think Kalim would ever willingly vent if it wasn't in private like that moment, because of his fear of ruining his reputation as the happy go-lucky housewarden who's always oblivious and naive yet kind. It's a standard he needs to uphold, and maybe Kalim is afraid of getting help from others because he might be a burden to them, in the same way he limited Jamil from ever showing his full potential. This is more of a theory, but still.. Our sweet boy doesn't deserve this.. 😭😭

reply to @twsted-canvas - Yeah, I can't blame you... Twst's put 0 development into Grim's character in regards to caring for others, which is so lame- Give us student Grim who secretly cares for his first year friends and Yuu, but denies it!! In all aspects, if he didn't have a bad personality, he would be a very cute lil kitty. (still don't forgive you for changing the topic while kalim was venting you asshat)

I JUST READ SOME JAMIL CHARACTER ANALYSIS AND FOUND OUT THAT JAMIL WAS EAVESDROPPING ON KALIM AND GRIM DURING THAT MOMENT IN BOOK 5-30..

i just realized how little my replies to the comments of my "kalim-and-grim-moment-post" do in regards to supporting my love for kalim..

so here's an obligatory kalim post, bcz he deserves all the love ^^

Side Note:

IM SO SORRY MY PRECIOUS BOY I SWEAR I DONT THINK THAT YOU SHOULD BE TRAUMATIZED I JUST DONT TALK ABOUT THINGS I LIKE IN A MENTALLY SANE WAY 😭😭😭

JAMIL NEW BIRTHDAY CARD!!!1!1!11

i prefer to post all jp leaks with spoiler warnings, but the entire fandom has already seen this so- (ill put warnings for chapter 7 spoilers)

all the fanart of him using magic to put up his hair is canon!!! and it's wavy!!!1!1

Side note:

WHY DIDN'T WE GET THIS AS HIS CARD SPRITE?? THE BANGS?? HE ATE SO HARD BUT WERE STUCK WITH THE HEADBAND 😭

FUNNIEST THING EVER

and this was only 21 chapters before 5-30..

i will never get over this..

RICKY WHEN I CATCH YOU RICKY RICKY WHEN I CATCH YOU RICKY

So.. about Jamil's dream..

(spoilers for chapter 7 scarabia stuff under the cut!!)

Everyone's been talking about how much it would hurt to be punched by Kalim with his bangles and jewelry on, but can we talk about the SOUND? like im just realizing that their fight during book 7 probably sounded an awful lot like this 💀:

"YOU A**HOLE, I HATE HOW TWO FACED YOU ARE!!"

*jingle jingle* 

"YOU JUST REALIZED IT NOW HUH, YOU INSENSITIVE B*STARD?!!"

*jingle jingle jingle*

"DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT YOU SARCASTIC IDIOT!!"

*the sound of jingling intensifying*

I get between the shouting and all, you wouldn't be able to hear it all that well, but I would be trying so hard not to laugh if I heard the the equivalent of "keys! keys!! *aggressive keychain shaking*" play out while i watched somebody deck their best friend in the face 😭

thoughts on twst-character-(not yuu)-isekai where they come back before the first overblot after having seen everyone die to grim's overblot, and trying to prevent it all from happening by stopping every overblot? (BIG on kalim doing this because of that one fic that turned oasis maker into a one time wish + only housewarden who hasn't overblotted and has adequate reason to want to save EVERYONE), maybe w/ some repercussions like accumulating blot as an aftermath of stopping the emotional breakdowns cause because it's literally changing the past which is something fate doesn't condone

SIDE NOTE: ending where kalim overblots as a result of rewriting the past and/or dies, or faces some sort of bad ending by fate (isekaied into yuu's world, looses his memories of everyone, made a deal with fate to turn back time and save everyone for the price for his own life, dissolves into golden glitter at the end fairy tale hero style)

THE BOYS!!11!!1!1!!1 ‼️‼️‼️

op was right on the money with the first one, just a little tuft on the right

Hairstyle predictions for Aces luxe card.......

Don’t give me a normal pining ship, don’t let me see “he loved her more than all the stars in night sky.” If she was a bitter poison, then nothing but pure saccharine funneled down his throat as he drank. He never strayed from her side, the way the moon and the stars always appeared in the night sky together. Whether he was courting a siren or a mermaid, his love for the sea couldn’t justify the sinful whispers he repeated to himself. If the gods may weigh punishment down on his back for loving her, then she will be his only purveyor.