Imagine If Chat Just Randomly Start Chasing An Akuma Butterfly Thing And All People See Is A Black Vwooom

my friend got mad that I've posted so many of our ‘biblical quotes’ so uhhh here’s something else  aib au where blah blah ya heard it before BUT THERES A DIFFRENCE (shocker).  Chishiya is British. Duel citizenship and all that ya know? grew up there as a kid then moved with his parents blah blah that's boring here's why I really sad this:  Imagine  Chishiya  shouting at Niragi for something and he just starts saying shit like wanker. also yes I know a lot of phrases and insults don't translate over however for the sake of my funny idea believe it does :)  Just  Chishiya shouting “RIGHT NOW, HERES THE THING YOU TWAT THIS AINT SOMETING WE CAN  GO ALL WILLY NILLY ON, WHAT ARE YOU? SOME TOSSING WANKER WHOS TO BLOODY BUSY TRYNA SHAG YA OWN REFLECTION TO SEE THE FLIPPING CRISES INFRONT OF YER? JESUS SON OF MARY WHAT IS WITH YOUR FUCK-FACES”. and scene.  

Patricia was a dick to Nina in the first few episodes and like don't get me wrong girl deserved to be pissed about Joy but DAMN going straight to “oh really your nan who took care of you after your parents died cares about you? you sure about that? because from what we see she packed your bags and sent you half way across the world” is such a girlboss move idk if it truly is her being a dick or her being deserving of ruling the world. 

I love how they gloss over Spencer getting Anthrax poisining so quickly. I mean they do this for ALL traumas but I feel like they should've at least shown him struggling to breath whilst running for the next few cases, maybe some people being double worried to let spencer go into crime scene alone, and of course spencer holding this against them. I need them to go "spencer I don't think-" "Who was it that helped solve a case whilst DYING of Anthrax??? cuss last I checked you wern't the one laying with a breathing tube up his nose for a week. So anyway this 6th cup of coffee is super needed at 11am"

Sokka painting Kya and Zuko is there (yes this is posted on TikTok too) (OH MY GOD IM GENUINELY CONFUSED HOW TUMBLR WORKS THAT WHY IM NOT ON IT MUCH)

Chat-noir: when you think about it us holding the power over abstract ideas like creation or destruction or illusion is in some ways terrifying in how we’re gifted these things and told “hey save people and don't become bad” and yet there's nothing ‘bad’ to fight against other than our own thoughts and creations within humanity. If the miraculous didn't exist there’d be no hawkmoth to fight and yet I know I wouldn’t nor would any of us really give up our miraculous because we’ve become to attached with the power coursing through our veins as well with our kawamis and our team. kinda whack huh  everyone else at the team meeting: e-excuse me???  Ladybug: ignore him he gets like that some times. Hey chat you want a brioche  chat-noir: yes please m’lady 

“they tricked me, they both tricked me. I thought they liked me. all they wanted was the secrete, and i-i wouldn't tell them. I don't want to live forever” is one of the saddest lines said in this stupid show and I wont take critism. if I read that in a classic novel with my english teacher he’d be weeping tears and creaming over this stupid little quote because it hurts and the actor of Sarah who I cant rember the name off did SUCH a good job saying those lines I swear to god. like okay the acting in this show at times feels like a gcse performance but god damn when the acting's good its good 

Ngl gtws stands for "good tits! wow scar"

How much nail polish would you need tho? Cuss I feel like time could be fixed with just forcing enlisting people to help but like it would take so much money to buy enough or effort to steal enough polish to fit the cows hooves

I want hatter to have a cow. I want him to treat the cow like it’s his child. Like it’s a gift from the gods. I want him to find the best bell collar, decorate the ears with ribbons. Omfg imagine him like painting the hooves to match his own nail polish.

Oh and it most definitely sleeps in his bed and he sleep in a hammock hanging above him

Hearing Aang over explain how bending works each episode is genuinely so annoying. Now listen, I know the original show also has info dumped about bending. But at appropriate times! 

It feels like whenever Katara is bending with Aang around he just takes the time to say how air bending works. And then Katara can magically do the move. It doesn’t draw this obvious distinction between the bending forms, if he had said that for air benders it's about blah blah or if he had mentioned how a friend used to do an exercise where they follow the push and pull of the ocean that would be decent. It would show the difference, show how Aang as a bending master can be helpful, but also how he isn’t a stand-in for an actual water bending master and also explain why HE can’t just start water bending like a genius. 

I think a lot of the issue stems from making Katara an idiot when it comes to water bending. She couldn’t even draw a water droplet up in the live action, yet in the animated show she was teaching aang during the first few episodes what she DID know. This allowed for the two benders to play off each other, to explore Kataras own self-worth issues when it comes to being the last bender of her tribe, and also explore how Aang's inability to self regulate because he is 12 can unknowingly hurt his friends. But in the live action, Katara isn’t skilled, she can’t do anything, they literally remove the entire fighting scene of Zuko's ship which is SUCH an important moment for Katara and her bending! It's frustrating. Honestly if she can’t even teach herself to lift a water droplet on her own I don’t have that expectation of her growing into a master bender status once she DOES learn the actual forms. It's her determination, her natural ability, her attempts to use her bending to help that make her a really interesting and powerful character in the early episodes of season 1. She doesn’t have that in the La and any sense of natural talent or personal experimentation is replaced with Aang going “well the monks said-”.

No Aang, the monks didn’t say anything because Air bending and water bending are different bending  forms!

So its currently like 12am for me rn when I'm typing this idk when I'll post it but I had a thought.  Arisu is the type of person to spam his friends a picture of spam 50 times over a minor joke about him not being their fave friend.  specifically this photo

In other news I just spammed my friend this photo 50 times because he sides with his boyfriend over me in a minor debate