Death Note Au Where Everythings The Same Except Light Calls The Death Note His 'burn Book' And Uses A

Arisu: honestly sucking toes just isn't fun. Unless its your own obviously  Chishiya: not in normal circumstances no  Usagi: yeah guys suck some other body part instead  Arisu: like the ankle?  Chishiya: no idiot the di-

confession

chat-noir: hey uhh ladybug I have something I gotta confess 

Ladybug: i swear to god if you say “i love you” again 

Chat-Noir: woah woah woah I was not- well now that you mention it...

Ladybug: chat.

Chat-Noir: ok no im sorry not the time anyway I was going to say that Im pretty sure my mums dead decaying corpse is in my basement and that my dads hawkmoth jeez no need to be so rude about my ✨feelings✨

Ladybug: excuse me WHAT THE FUC- 

here's some more characters as quotes I've taken from a discord server I'm in cuss i enjoyed going back through our quotes channel and only got like 2 months in :) . Mostly said by me and wildly ooc Aguni: in my defence I'm a gay dad who wants to fuck other gay dads Chishiya: her toes make me wanna choke Kuina: like...on them? Chishiya: fucking obviously not their disgusting have mould on them Kuina: some people are into that  Niragi: I am Niragi holding a doll by its neck: good kid, nice quality, looks like the perfect football substitute  Chishiya: my girl got tiddies the size of mellons and a brain the size of a pea Kuina: jiggle jiggle  Arisu: OEE. OWW. THAT. FUCKING. HURTS. YOU CUNT. I LOVE IT. BUT OWWW. YOU BITCH. I LOVEI T. BARK BARK. FUDISFH. UGHHHH Usagi: I just??? posted a selfie  Arisu: without meeeeeeeeeee Hatter pressing his his hand on someone's heck: awww, cant breath? are your little lungs struggling to pull in air? your all withering and shaking. wanna know how I can tell your suffering? leans down its cuss I'm an empath ann: I hope you fall on your face and choke so up so much blood Edward fucking Collens finds you Arisu: should I give her boobs? Karube: yes Arisu: you have no rights she’s not having boobs 

the boys probs have bro nights and to those fools who arnt invited ( the girls) they probably think their like talking about girls and sport and just being stinky.  and I mean they’d be right they are being stinky and talking about girls, but their actually discussing the best way to force the girls into therapy because I'm pretty sure the only one who didn't get caught up in the sibuna shit was Mara and in the kindest way possible she isn't 100% okay and could definitely benefit from Therapy as well 

Monk gyatso? no no no more like Monk GYATTso.

thank you, thank you, I'll be here all night.

it's janurary 3rd somewhere. not here. but somewhere

Head cannon that Hatter just sorta refuse to drink out of normal cups so he drinks outa sippy cups. He has no reason to its just funny to be a tyrant (sorta) who drinks out of a sippy cup

MAKE ME A BOY GOD. DO IT. STOP BEING A PUSSY.

Iroh would jokingly refer to himself as bee keeping age and Zuko would have a heart attack because who incorectly taught his uncle these terms??? it was Toph.

I understand that in cannon joker is like the second or third tallest, but in my heart he’s the shortest. Man’s got that tiny French person complex and won’t admit it. His metaverse outfit has lifts in his shoes. He fluffs up his hair to add an extra inch in hight despite it looking bedraggled. He’s an ankle biter.