You know what fuck this *puts on my seal skin and fucks off back to the ocean*
…he’s always been there
Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house
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Let's run through the medow and never look back
Can’t think of a single apocalypse or plague movie that anticipated the run on toilet paper.
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I am a(n):
⚪ Male
⚪ Female
🔘 Writer
Looking for
⚪ Boyfriend
⚪ Girlfriend
🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can’t remember
thank you, ancestors, for passing down detailed and cautious instructions on how not to get seduced and stolen away by mischievous female spirits, which I have lovingly transformed into How To Find Me a Wife Real Quick manual