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Ice Age Rock Art

Newly discovered 12,000-year-old rock art from Colombia shows thousands of paintings of camels, giant sloths, mastodons, horses and other Ice Age animals. Wear the new rock art as a premium face mask or neck gaiter.

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Illustration by Caroline Fleet

did i ever mention i like five nights at freddy's

it took me two weeks to make both of them simultaneously but!!! i'm so happy with how they turned out!!!

the closer the stranger

ASMR: It is the year 12,000. You have strayed far from your family’s encampment while foraging for nutrients, and you stumble upon a peculiar structure in the wilderness. It is overgrown with strange, stunted plants, and as you approach, a hologram is activated. The ghostly image of an ancient votary of the atomic priesthood appears before you and delivers a pre-recorded message in a language that is at once alien to you, and strangely familiar… you have stumbled across one of the Great Old Ones nuclear waste disposal sites, from before the world moved on…

[Script is the summary of the proposed long-time nuclear waste warning messages from the Sandia report, aimed at protecting humanity from the threat of nuclear waste for at least 10,000 years, even after civilization collapse]

actually while i'm here, i'm gonna reveal it was me who drew this thing that i doubt anyone even remembers: pickle hyde

"magical fey shapeshifter surrounded by regular animals" is by far my favorite cartoon saloon trope

…he’s always been there

Neither plague or famine tempered my courage Nor did raids make me cower But his translucent skin Made me shiver deep within my bones It was a pale white horse With a crooked smile And I knew it was my time

Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said “I want my father back, you son of a bitch”

Someone: oh there’s this show I’m watching... oh, nevermind, it’s silly you probably don’t wanna hear about it

Me, knowing fully well how much it sucks to have your passions invalidated and how cool it is to rant about something you love: