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congratulations mr reyes, you made it aaaaallll the way to brOADWAY!

Person A: I can't take this anymore. Please take me out.

Person B: In the date kind of way or in the assassination kind of way?

Person A: Surprise me.

ODE TO LORDE Rolling Stone named you the Girl Who Broke All the Rules, but Ella, you taught us there were no rules to begin with. They say you dress like a Goth and dance like a puppet struck by lightning and you say to them, yes, I do. I am allowed to. I am allowed to be whatever version of myself I want to be today. When pop culture took a magic eraser to your rigid cheeks for their magazines, you told them your skin was not theirs to edit. The next day, I swear I didn’t wear any cover-up to school at all and I still felt beautiful. Lorde, my little cousin heard you say you were a feminist on the radio, and now her and a gaggle of 5th graders call themselves “Club Confident.” From you, millions of girls learned it is cool to be on each other’s team. How revolutionary; busting the system that taught us to see every ponytail as competition and that we are all supposed to like pink but it can only be one of our favorite colors.

ODE TO LORDE, by Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)

Twenty Øne Piløts song: *drums kick in*

Me: THerE HE iS.

Sorry that was a Tumblr way to go

things that have promptly ruined my life

“one more chapter” “one more episode” “one more fanfic” “just five more minutes”

#fanficproblems