I Saw This And Just. I Had To.

emo as bitch

Your secrets stay safe with me because I don't have any friends to share them with.

My sense of humor is so broken

My stomach hurts from laughing so hard, and so much

All because I made this

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

guys. GUYS.

what should i change my name too. i need to chance it. what. should it be.

🌻

i just won a game and to celebrate i made everyone lose The Game.

mecore (i cried when i found out i wasn’t 5’4)

bro is gatekeeping the shower.

loki get OUT OF THE WAY MY HAIR IS GREASY

i was having all my friends sign my shoes at the end of the year and i was talking to someone while my friend clara was signing my shoe and i looked down to see that she signed it Osama B. L. and i took fifty fucking points of psychic damage.

Woah mama women are amazing

how life feels after a phone call with that one person