Sourapplesnake - “Will You Want Me When I’m Old And Dead?”

HAS ANYONE DONE THIS YET

My Brain: Hungry!!!

Me: Ok cool, what do you want?

My Brain: Sorry, no. I've made too many decisions today, and if I have to think about one more thing I will literally cry. So you just need to make the exact food I want to eat happen in front of me, without any actual input from me, and if you guess wrong I will explode the sun.

Me: But—

My Brain: Did I mention there's a time limit?

keefe would eat up that "rating things my mom has done" trend in tiktok

0/10 tried to kill me (what the flip gisela not cool)

-100/10 kidnapped and tortured my gf and her best friend (seriously what the fuck ma?)

1/10 did weird experiments on me (got photographic memory still pretty fucked)

3/10 organised a ring fight with me and the ogre king (was bedridden for like a week but it got me a cool bodyguard/older sister so)

-12/10 put MULTIPLE tracking devices on me (alexa play somebody's watching me by rockwell)

8/10 involved my dad in illegal activity then erased his memories of it (lmfao it got him fired get fucked loser)

-2/10 sealed a bunch of evil shit with my blood (use your own blood bitch what the fuck??)

-200/10 killed enough people to be considered a serial killer (bro thinks shes american psycho)

3/10 killed a psycho murderer in front of me and my friends (i mean like she was insane and deserved it but still ruined the vibe 🙄)

-100/10 emotionally abused and manipulated me all my life (thanks for the trauma i need it for my art)

-69/10 tried to flood a whole city with me and my friends in it (cant she get a normal hobby)

im not like the other girls. i have an approaching hairline. my hairline is approaching. and it is coming for your soul.

R U N

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