As An Aroace, Im Particularly Dangerous, Because I Wont Fuck Or Marry. I Only Know How To Kill.

mine is so accurate im screaminggg

[After coming home from his date with Poppy]

Branch: Poppy kissed me!

John Dory: No way!

Floyd: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

Branch: It was unbelievable...

Floyd: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

John Dory: Okay, alright, we wanna hear everything! Bruce, unplug the phone. Branch, does this end well or is Floyd going to need tissues?

Branch: Oh it ended very well.

Clay: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!!

Bruce: Alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips or was it like a "I gotta have you now" kinda thing?

Branch: Well, at first it was really intense and then... we just sorta sunk into it...

Floyd: So were you holding her or were her hands like on your back?

Branch: No, actually first she pulled me close to her by grabbing my vest... and then I moved my hands up to hold hers...

Brozone: Awww...

[cut to Poppy eating cupcakes with Viva]

Poppy: And then I kissed him.

Viva: Tongue?

Poppy: Yeah.

Viva: Cool.

Almost forgor i made dragon au for League of legends characters together with one of my friend year back.  but redesigned em after Arcane and im very happy for these 4 how they look (CAITLYN AND EZREAL WAS DONE BY EM ON TWITTER https://twitter.com/Yawaki4 ) So credits to em and check em out! Also height chart

im not like the other girls. i have an approaching hairline. my hairline is approaching. and it is coming for your soul.

R U N

UM GUYS. I JUST NOTICED A CRAZY ISSUE W THE TUMBLR UPDATE.

theyre so theater kid coded

i just know these kids would put on a mean production of grease if they werent so focused on terrorizing the student body

I shall make everything about shadow vanilla trust.

it’s been said before and it will be said again but i’m begging you all nicely to restrain yourselves from being so casually aggressive and rude and obnoxious in the tags & reblogs of a complete stranger’s posts. no one wants to know that you hate [tv show that op giffed]. no one wants to know that you hate [character that op drew]. no one wants to hear you being ugly and negative for no reason. say what you want to say in your own post. don’t hit the reblog button. blacklist relevant tags. unfollow or block relevant accounts. log out. shut down. get help.

Friendly reminder that your friends love you because of who you are, not in spite of it.