My Favorite Side Quest…

One thing about the Euros is that the English still haven’t quite adjusted to the Queen dying so during the national anthem they keep singing “God Save The Quing” like there’s a non-binary monarch on the throne.

Sophie: I want to do this very important mission alone. Maybe with Keefe, since his mom is involved, BUT NO ONE ELSE I'M NOT PUTTING ANYONE IN DANGER

Fitz:

Biana:

i am doing some SCP-3999 shit to the kubdel bloodline

the wicked movie teaches important moral lessons like "be bisexual in college" and "don't trust politicians" and "if you push someone who's in a wheelchair without their permission, someone might throw a bench at your head with their mind"

God me and some friends are talking abt being dense af rn and i just remembered this one time i was shopping w my dad and i wanted to get rainbow shoelaces at the dr martins shop. And there was this punk girl, dyed hair face piercings rlly cute, behind the counter and like prince charming putting the shoe on cinderellas foot she offered to lace my gay shoelaces into my dr martins and i let her. “Wow what good customer service!”. And then in the car my DAD had to tell me that she was flirting with me a major L to gay people over the world

Bestie I can feel rejected by things you wouldn’t even think of

Let's..... go lesbians?