Being The Only One To Spot The Goldie In Salmon Run When The Fog Kicks In

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

hi can we play staring and breathing together

lex is the bat. can i be the stupid wolf?

finally I got them all

★ ┊ aftonsparv (ikea plushie) stimboard for @criminalcinnamon !!

1 , 2 , 3 ┊ 4 , 5 , 6 ┊ 7 , 8 , 9

based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol

WHOS THERE FOR TEAM SOUR?

beginner tips for salmon run !

in salmon run you must cooperate with a team in order to take down boss salmonids and collect golden eggs. your goal is to reach the quota while keeping yourself and your teammates alive. these tips may help you raise your rank and have more fun

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KILL HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL HIM !!!!!!!! PRIORITY TARGET !!!!!!!! UNAUTHORISED FUCKING THING ! BLOW IT UP NOW !!!!!!! NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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