Sometimes A Family Is A Starship Captain With A Death Wish, A Dad-joke Cracking Commander With Marvelous

*To the tune of "Uptown Girl"*

Lizard spy! He got exiled and he won't tell why!

En el cual estos tres weyes son regañados y estos deciden abrir la boca + Janeway :)c

In which these three dorks are scolded and they decide to open their mouths +Janeway :)c

ID of the three pages under read more:

[First Image description: Comic is in a simple cartoon style. Harry, Tom and B'elanna, are in the captain's ready room, standing in line with their hands behind their back. Janeway is standing upright with a stern expression in front of them, she scolds them saying "So... I expect you three to follow a better behaviour, I don't expect to be dissapointed... Is that understood?". Harry, Tom and B'elanna, looking to their sides with expressions of discomfort reply "Understood, Ma'am." Harry by accident says instead "Mom". The three of them realize what Harry says and Harry starts to sweat nervously. Janeway stops looking stern and raises her eyebrows. END ID.]

[Second Image description: Harry, Tom, B'elanna and Janeway are in the middle of the captain's ready room drawn in stick figures. A spotlight is shining on top of Harry, Tom and B'elanna, Harry sweating and standing straight while Tom and B'elanna are peering at him. Janeway then asks "...Did one of you... Just call me mom?". The art style returns to be cartoony and Harry immediately tries to answer "No, ma'am", but B'elanna interjects saying "YES, MA'AM". Tom also tries to interject, instead saying "Yes, mom-... Shit", and then looking down flustered with Harry peering at him with a smug grin and B'elanna exclaiming "HA!" at him.]

[Third Image description: Janeway crosses her arms and looks at them with a fond expression, she then shrugs and smiles saying "Come on, 'Lanna, don't make fun of my kids". Tom covers his face with his hands muttering "Whyyyy", While Harry pats him in the shoulder condescendingly. B'elanna flusters at the nickname and exclaims "Mo- CAPTAIN" and becomes more flustered. Harry and Tom both peer at her from their previous positions with smug grins. END ID]

confessions in ten forward

I am a firm believer that Jim Kirk is a very smart man…. however… the pure idiot energy he has in Amok time…. 

“Bird Planet”

Sorry the resolution for these are dumpster.

But I wanted to bust this out. Jim loves Spock and things that reminds him of Spock, but he also loves himself… and things that remind him of himself.

Bird Planet

-———

Kirk: Spock<3 Look! This one is my favorite!

Spock: Jim…

Spock: look

Kirk: Mr. Spah!

Kirk: No Mr. Spock<3 THAT one is my favorite

Spock (to bird): my apologies.

Day 10: Mind-meld

For Spirktober 2022 prompt

Janeway and Chakotay alone on a planet. What could happen 👀

(yes, I'm finally watching Resolutions)

5 minutes in and these two are already bickering about interior design and lack of bathtubs

some of you may've heard about that fancy "bionic reading" typefont thats supposed to be easier for neurodivergent people to read (if you're unfamiliar, it bolds the first few letters of each word to make it easier to follow)

well guess what, its locked behind a $500 a month API to write in because fuck you!

introducing, Not Bionic Reading! it is literally just the bionic reading typefont but for free. god bless neocities

anyone who can, pls reblog!

some memes for season 5

Happy threshold day everybody!!! Happy 25th birthday lizard babies!!! It is 25 right? Times flies