Star Trek - Strange New Dumb Comics #72

remember that time that spock said “this is about sex” but he couldn’t say sex so instead he said “biology” and kirk clearly knew what he meant but was awkwardly like “what kind of biology” and spock got this look on his face like ‘oh lordy i’m not dealing with this today’ and said “vulcan biology” and kirk can’t say the word sex either so he goes “u mean the biology of vulcans” and then they stood there in silence for ten seconds like a pair of fucking idiots

Snw Spock needs more sass. We want judgy eyebrow raises and snarky comments poorly disguised by logic

Ah yes, the true mark of an alien…

EYEBROWS

Ah yes, the true mark of an alien…

EYEBROWS

Remember that episode of Voyager where the entire crew was basically begging Janeway to sleep with the hot holodeck 1800s Irish villager and she was like “noo o ooo  I couldn’t possibly !” and they were just like “PLEASE captain you’re SO horny PLEASe.” 

new away mission just dropped!

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i want to see some crazy old trek shit on strange new worlds like i want an episode where the crew is forced by an alien entity to perfectly reenact the events of some nineteenth century novel in full period dress or be vaporized or something. it’s not star trek until they start larping

STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE (1993-1999) - 4.01 • “The Way of the Warrior”

I’m SORRY???

my desire for a tng beach episode is primal. I also think I made them both a little too buff but I got carried away. muscles are fun to draw and my monkey neuron took over