You’re Not Wrong But I’m Not Brave Enough To Say You’re Right.

growing up as a cis girl the patriarchy told me “you’re a girl because of the way you were born, there is nothing you can do about this, you have no say in your gender” and i hated being a girl because it wasn’t my choice it was a prison and the trans community told me “you’re a girl because you say so, your view of yourself is the most important thing, if you change your mind that would be ok” and it made me proud to be a girl and feel empowered in my gender and i wasn’t trapped anymore and then terfs come along and tell me “you’re a girl because of the way you were born, there is nothing you can do about this, you have no say in your gender (but like in a woke way)” and they somehow expect me to be on their side?

I came to tumblr to spread various forms of propaganda so we’re making techno the middle child in DSMP Cannon for my next set of headcannons

it is time for middle child techno propaganda.

Clean water is a human right.

Digital illustration of a indigenous woman and her child sitting on the floor. She’s looking back and is wearing a grey bodycon dress with text that reads, ‘clean water is a human right.’ Behind her, a toddler is looking at you and is wearing a green striped shirt and green pants. Between them is a water bottle labeled ‘sink water’ filled with a brown liquid.

It’s so rare seeing memes that praise men and boys so here are two nice ones.

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YOU THERE! RECENT FOLLOWER WITH NO PROFILE PICTURE. CAN YOU PASS THE TURING TEST

I’ve been playing Stardew Valley again (surprise surprise) and last night I was smacked in the head by an absolute two-by-four of an idea that I cannot shake and so I must inflict it upon all of you. 

The Farmer is Very Obviously a Magical Creature, yet somehow doesn’t seem to know that about herself.

Sebastian, who reads way too much Solarion Chronicles and is up at all kinds of ungodly hours during which Magical Shenanigans often take place, immediately pegs her as Magical. Everyone else will readily admit that the Farmer is a “rather strange girl,” but Sebastian’s the only one who thinks there’s more to it than that.

“I’m telling you Sam, I saw it. It was one in the morning and she was standing on the beach in the full moon and she was glowing.”

“You mean like…she was really pretty?”

“Ye–NO! I mean she was literally glowing!”

 He spends several months frantically trying to acquire tangible evidence that the Farmer isn’t fully human, but every attempt fails, and also has the unwanted side-effect of making him fall for her even more. Meanwhile, the Farmer has no idea any of this is going on, and is a little perplexed by some of the weird questions Seb keeps asking her, because as far as she knows, everyone talks to forest spirits and dances on nights of the harvest moon and sometimes glows in the dark when no one else is around.

Eventually Seb gives up on trying to out her as a half-Fae and just appreciates his new girlfriend’s Magic-ness as a side of her that, for some reason, only he is allowed to see. 

Momo could so easily cheat at any board game