I Drew This Using A Mouse So It's Borderline Incomprehensible, But Consider: Time Traveler Eret Thinking

I think Bruce’s kids seperate Batman and their dad in their heads. They know, logically, that they're the same person, but it's how they separate "work" from "home."

Jason can sock Batman in the jaw and not feel an ounce of regret, but he's mean to Bruce once and feels unbearably guilty about it for weeks afterwards until he apologizes.

Tim gives Batman the cold shoulder for a month straight for not trusting him enough to let him take on an important case, but Bruce asks him whether he'll come for Sunday dinner and he folds like a bad hand of cards.

Damian doesn't listen to Batman on patrols and rolls his eyes at the Batglare™️ and lectures, but Bruce’s voice raises an octave when scolding him and he devolves into full-on sobs immediately.

Dick practices selective remembering. Bruce and him were yelling at each other when he was younger? No, that was Batman yelling at him; Bruce was the one that apologized and begged him to come home.

Duke's the only normal one, but even then he's beginning to seperate them. Like, it wasn't Bruce that made him train until he could barely walk—that was Batman. Bruce was the one that helped him up after and apologized and tucked him into bed.

Damian slips up around Bruce and says "Batman's unreasonable and unnecessarily cruel."

Bruce is stunned like, "I didn't know you felt that way, Damian. We can alter your training to be less strenuous if you feel like it's too much-"

Damian gives him a surprised look, "I wasn't talking about you, Father. I was talking about Batman."

Bruce tests him for hallucinogens when him attempting to say he is Batman end with Damian on the verge of a panic attack. The bloodwork comes up clean. His other kids go into similar states of distress whenever he tries to bring it up, so he accepts it as something his kids just Do.

I’ve been playing Stardew Valley again (surprise surprise) and last night I was smacked in the head by an absolute two-by-four of an idea that I cannot shake and so I must inflict it upon all of you. 

The Farmer is Very Obviously a Magical Creature, yet somehow doesn’t seem to know that about herself.

Sebastian, who reads way too much Solarion Chronicles and is up at all kinds of ungodly hours during which Magical Shenanigans often take place, immediately pegs her as Magical. Everyone else will readily admit that the Farmer is a “rather strange girl,” but Sebastian’s the only one who thinks there’s more to it than that.

“I’m telling you Sam, I saw it. It was one in the morning and she was standing on the beach in the full moon and she was glowing.”

“You mean like…she was really pretty?”

“Ye–NO! I mean she was literally glowing!”

 He spends several months frantically trying to acquire tangible evidence that the Farmer isn’t fully human, but every attempt fails, and also has the unwanted side-effect of making him fall for her even more. Meanwhile, the Farmer has no idea any of this is going on, and is a little perplexed by some of the weird questions Seb keeps asking her, because as far as she knows, everyone talks to forest spirits and dances on nights of the harvest moon and sometimes glows in the dark when no one else is around.

Eventually Seb gives up on trying to out her as a half-Fae and just appreciates his new girlfriend’s Magic-ness as a side of her that, for some reason, only he is allowed to see. 

Zelda is right. Return the rights. They're taking off all this shit for tax purposes and so that they don't have to pay residuals but worse than that, for a great deal of projects, they also own the rights meaning these projects can never be available anywhere else.

a writing ideal

The towns people are extremely scared of this evil and powerful witch that lives in the surrounding forest, nobody knows her name all they know is if you try to get near her she’ll curse you.

the truth is, the witch in question is extremely anti-social and putting curses on the over-friendly towns people was the only way to get them off her back.  She’s not evil, she just wants to collect herbs and medicines in peace.

We did it guys❗❗🏳️‍🌈

Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

September is Bi Visibility month so shoutout to all my bisexual pals out there! I love you, you are amazing 💗

i love you girls who maim! i love you girls who bite heads off! i love you girls with giant axes! i love you girlies covered in blood and viscera! i love you girls who lose themselves to the rush of battle! i love you girls who are unhinged! i love you girls that lash out! i love you girls that look at their path of destruction and realize how alone theyve become!!!!!

today i learned that according to the New York Post, “Forty-two percent of women have experienced period-shaming, with one in five being made to have these feelings because of comments made by a male friend.” (x)