Spaceace5834 - Bimbo Artist

^this can be so many things to so many people. your coach rubbing your shoulders in the corner of the ring. an angry drunk uncle. a funny drunk uncle. a racist. a clown. an unknown scholar. jesus christ himself. exactly who you needed. somebody you didnt think existed. your cousin. a lawyer. a lover. a robot. somebody who is lost. somebody who traveled across the internet to find you. a friend. a teacher. in many cases, a judge

dear lord...

My Dog; cute, lovable, greets you at the door w/kisses, absolute sweetheart, kinda stinky but it can be overlooked.

My friend’s Cat; also stinky, kinda mean, doesn’t not give kisses- prefers cuddles, bit my left tittie during a sleep over, also very loveable.

Moral of the Story, pets are awesome.

Don’t ever come at me saying “both parties are the same”

No, no they’re not. the REPUBLICANS are doing this.  

Fuck them straight to hell.

vvitch better have my money

MONDAY. I’M ALL OUT OF CALMER IDEAS.

dream smp characters asking for your pronouns: part one

dream: what are your pronouns? wait no let me guess- she/they? what do you mean no? why?? they fit you so much better though. you know what? its fine if you dont use she/they pronouns, no really its fine, i just thought-

sapnap: do you have adjectives too?

george: snooork mimimimimi.... snooooooork... mimimimimi

karl: he/her? i hardly know her!! 🤗🤗❤️

quackity: pronoun pins are $15 each.

sam: please write your name, pronouns, address, and reason for visiting and ill call you back when hes ready to see you.

ranboo: do um. do you have p-pronounce??

tubbo: get lost before i make you.

tommy: do you use man pronouns, woman pronouns, or ranboo pronouns?

wilbur: oh to have the awareness of self to formulate my own identity- alas my soul died with lmanburg; what is identity without a soul? do you wanna smoke some dmt with me?

I’m going to toss lil buddy at all the enemies and see what happens

OH MY GODFFFRZEGARFDXFGFFVDTHF SMILEY OPENED HIS FUCKING EYES! BRO MUST’VE BEEN SO SHOOK

transmasc angel call that a he/hymn