Ghosts AU but Humphrey & Julian swap screen time bc Humph wonders around in one piece just with a slight neck-ache whereas Julian died fuzzy-handcuffed to the bed & can’t leave so every time someone goes in there it’s like “oh, hey, he exists too.”
“Hi Julian, how are you?”
“Oh, you know. Fine; arm’s a bit stiff but can’t be helped, I suppose. Mustn’t complain.”
“you have a 32 inch waist right” “you’re like the mike tyson of coughing and i’m talking pre-face tattoo mike tyson” this episode is just chim banger after chim banger
She’s had more resurrections than an spn character
"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.
bobby faking his death to avoid getting imprisoned for being an enemy of the state. walk with me, hold my hand, follow my lead....
hereditary alcoholism. childhood ice skating stardom. con artist mother. who's doing it like the nash family?
the Ghosts all gathering around to watch Mike die in the house (he's very old, it's cool) excited to maybe finally get to talk to him but once he's dead he just kinda looks around at them like 'oohhh... okay!!' and immediately moves on. fully satisfied with his life.
i do what i want ;)aromantic/agender/asexualso many fandoms live rent free in my head
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