I Imagine None Of Wilson's Hobbies Or Social Outings Involve Anyone Else From His Demographic

eddie is driving around in his prius yelling out the lyrics to unwritten smiling to himself thinking about facetiming his boybestfriend and he doesn't even KNOW!!! fuck!!!!!

the chain by fleetwood mac. You agree

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

honestly though are we really surprised eternal kid/missed frat boy buck (the guy chooses to go by buck) is in awe of eddie diaz? the character who is - on the surface - the epitome of an action movie hero? cool collected and capable, he's snarky and handsome in a ruggish way and he has combat experience and when he isn't going around driving his massive truck and kicking people's faces in he is a literal firefighter. if you describe him to a kid he will go starry eyed. if eddie was a movie star buck would have a poster of his latest movie on his bedroom wall. it's that serious

Fire captain voice: we can't employ you because you're obviously going to get with a bisexual baddie from Cali by the end of the season

Eddie: what about the PS5 shipped so quickly from Amazon dot com

Buck when he first meets Eddie is so fucking embarrassing like he was putting extra weights so he could show off his strength and then whips out a selfie stick like it's fucking 2015 and starts taking pictures of himself flexing and sweaty like he wanted that mans attention soooo badly and HE GOT IT because Eddie WAS paying attention to his gay ass posturing and he LIKED IT

I do think the funniest thing they could do would be make episode 12 like a short film about how awful texas is and how Eddie has been blisteringly in love with buck and aware of it the whole time

“well I’ve never been above a little harassment” oh I know Athena takes acab as a compliment

sorry but i need them to resurrect bobby so the 118 can respond to call and father brian be there. bc i want him to have the "you all work together???" moment