Spaceandoceansareoneinthesame - Submarines & Rocket Ships

Imagine you work at some fucking roadside diner in buttfuck nowhere and you have to wait a table with three dudes who aren't from around here and the guy with the long hair immediately pulls out his laptop with what looks like cult shit in the web browser and asks for your worst salad option, and the guy in the trenchcoat sniffs the pepper shaker and declares the molecules to be very sharp and the guy with the greenest eyes you've ever seen calls you sweetheart and then proceeds to engage with intimate eye contact with trenchcoat to a degree that is downright indecent and then orders the heart attack special on your menu and every time you walk past their table they're talking about that gruesome murder that happened in town and the pretty guy is feeding the trenchcoat guy fries while the hair guy talks about desecrating corpses

If I had a nickel every time Chimney Han got infected by a deadly virus from work where he was in a vent I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice

angels are watching over you or something

ok well it has been real but i am going to kill you with a hammer now

watching romeo + juliet with my wife and i casually say “do you see those very unique bright blue neon crosses behind romeo in this scene?” and my wife goes “is this gonna be about supernatural?”. and what so what if it was. god forbid.

“well I’ve never been above a little harassment” oh I know Athena takes acab as a compliment