CHRIS: My Mom Died When I Was Little So Whenever Someone Jokes About Fucking My Dad I’ll Pretend To

the IT girls of 911

A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.

Thinking about post empty Cas and Dean. Dean FINALLY gets Cas back and immediately assumes the boyfriend role without saying anything. He’s constantly touching Cas wondering why Cas won’t touch him back. Meanwhile Cas is wishing Dean would stop touching him because he’s in love with him and convinced Dean doesn’t feel the same.

“you have a 32 inch waist right” “you’re like the mike tyson of coughing and i’m talking pre-face tattoo mike tyson” this episode is just chim banger after chim banger

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

we're the army. this is why he thinks the law doesn't apply to eddie and his silver star

i am afraid of people who reblog things with no tags. not even any identifiers like the show it’s from or anything. just silence. what are you thinking?? hello??

buck: i can’t believe tommy would insinuate that i’m in love with eddie i mean sure i physically couldn’t sleep in his house because i missed him too much until i could distract myself with the guy who apparently felt like eddie was competition for our entire relationship but those things have nothing to do with each other. and anyway he’s straight. i mean surely YOU don’t think i’m in love with eddie. right?

maddie [recovering from her second kidnapping]:

the same maddie han who got out the ocean for her husband and her daughter is the same maddie han who summoned the strength to climb the stairs and knock out the serial killer holding a gun to her husband. all while bleeding out from getting her throat cut from said serial killer. the most final girl ever.

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