Eddie Went To The Seeley Booth School Of Being Actively Behind The Wheel But Only Staring At His Passenger

I heard recently that you can tell a lot about a person by the first movie they know Tim Curry from and I literally can’t stop thinking about it.

so say in the tags what’s the first movie you know Tim Curry from. Mines muppets treasure island

You’re laughing? Buck Buckley is gonna fuck his landlord and you’re laughing?

sorry but i need them to resurrect bobby so the 118 can respond to call and father brian be there. bc i want him to have the "you all work together???" moment

here's a bunch of spongebob titlecards i hoarded

Imagine you work at some fucking roadside diner in buttfuck nowhere and you have to wait a table with three dudes who aren't from around here and the guy with the long hair immediately pulls out his laptop with what looks like cult shit in the web browser and asks for your worst salad option, and the guy in the trenchcoat sniffs the pepper shaker and declares the molecules to be very sharp and the guy with the greenest eyes you've ever seen calls you sweetheart and then proceeds to engage with intimate eye contact with trenchcoat to a degree that is downright indecent and then orders the heart attack special on your menu and every time you walk past their table they're talking about that gruesome murder that happened in town and the pretty guy is feeding the trenchcoat guy fries while the hair guy talks about desecrating corpses

Hey, don’t cry. You can log onto the computer and talk to other gay people about The Characters okay??

the same maddie han who got out the ocean for her husband and her daughter is the same maddie han who summoned the strength to climb the stairs and knock out the serial killer holding a gun to her husband. all while bleeding out from getting her throat cut from said serial killer. the most final girl ever.

out thrifitng, I hear a mom hiss “aiden. do not.” then a short pause followed by fervent bongo playing

The rest of B-Shift hearing about Ravi committing domestic terrorism for the sake of Chimney even after Bobby offered to take the fall and just thinking, “Oh God, they finally got him. They roped Ravi into their sick little co-dependent work family. We’re never getting him back.”