Lately Ive Been Bedridden With A Terrible Case Of I Dont Wanna

911 spoilers

this is so not funny do NOT make the encephalitis joke and then have his ass not pull through i will lose my goddamn mind

i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.

ngl the baron got the best ending in wwdits

he went from the angriest man in the world miserable because he couldnt have a family to a loving husband, father, and dog owner while still retaining the respect of his peers (through violence)

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 6.09

Fire captain voice: we can't employ you because you're obviously going to get with a bisexual baddie from Cali by the end of the season

Eddie: what about the PS5 shipped so quickly from Amazon dot com

ok well it has been real but i am going to kill you with a hammer now

Imagine already thinking you're the thing that gets everything you love killed and then your best friend confesses his romantic feelings for you and the act of saying "I love you" to you specifically is what gets him killed? Yeah I'd be sobbing in the corner too I'd never get back up actually