Not To Alarm Anyone But Is Anybody Else Worried About How Everybody Is Fucking Stupid

What the fuck 9-1-1?? What do you MEAN Chim has Super Ebola and Hen has a collapsed lung and Ravi’s gonna be arrested by the army for domestic terrorism and Eddie Diaz is an Uber driver

Me: *scrolling tumblr*

Castiel: I love you

Me: Dear god what’s happened now

say yes to heaven (it's him he's the heaven)

For every like Elon Musk gets a kick to the balls, for every reblog Trump gets fucking punched

contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork

I heard recently that you can tell a lot about a person by the first movie they know Tim Curry from and I literally can’t stop thinking about it.

so say in the tags what’s the first movie you know Tim Curry from. Mines muppets treasure island

there seems to be a lot of interest so if you wanna be tagged when the missed calls fic is posted interact with this post :)

always thinking about eddie inviting buck over and over again to his basketball games. do you think on some days, when he asked and buck said sorry, still not my thing, you know that, eddie was so close to tell him yeah, i know, so don't play, just be there, take a book, listen to some music, and just be there, but he stopped himself because asking your best friend for a basketball game to spend more time with him is one thing, but telling your best friend that you just love to have him in your line of sight at all time is something else entirely

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

stardew valley sequel where it's an intense political simulator and you're trying to topple mayor lewis and take over the town