How The Hell Do I Talk To People

A little cute argument me and mommy had before bedtime! I love her so much😊

me @ myself: haha u should study now its like 12 am

idiot, also me: wait but remember that verrry good fic u read a long time ago haha yesss u should read it its not gonna be different but i think it would be a good idea

who else is in the mood to walk barefoot over the moors in a blood-red velvet ballgown w anguish in ur soul and wet leaves in ur hair while the wind blows moodily and dramatically?

character i like: *wipes a trickle of blood from their mouth or nose while smirking and saying something witty to their opponent like the bastard they are*

me:

“i’m chilling”, i say as i’m obviously and visibly spiraling out of control,

😻