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Steve: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep.

Eddie: holy shit your right

Steve is a Disney princess confirmed

Some of yall write Steve literally changing all of his interests for Eddie, while Eddie actively makes fun of everything Steve likes-

Let them be healthy, God damn yall.

El, tearing up the room: where are they?

El, looking under a pillow: who moved them? who moved my children?

El: somebody moved my eggos, and now I am going to start killing.

some more robin and finney headcanons <3

- finney is allergic to cats but absolutely adores mini (robins cat)

- robin is lactose intolerant but still consumes dairy because “he will not let milk defeat him”

- robin once snuck beer from his uncles fridge. finney took one sip and immediately hated it. his face wrinkled with disgust and he begged for juice instead. robin couldn’t stop laughing

- robin has a huge sweet tooth. finney will pick up chocolate and gummies on his way to robins house, just for him

- sometimes finney feels like gwen likes robin more than him

- finney is ambidextrous but primarily left handed. he switches when pitching

- finney has asthma, he keeps an extra inhaler at robins house

- robin mutters in spanish under his breath. sometimes he says stuff he’s too scared to say to finney. it’s easier to get things off his chest when the other can’t understand

-  robin has a hard time falling asleep, sometimes he watches finney. he feels like it’s creepy but finney looks so peaceful and pretty and he is so whipped

- one time robin took his uncles truck and took finney to the closest city in denver. finney told his father he was staying with robin, robin told his uncle he was going out with friends. they were gone the whole day, going to stores and eating food they normally don’t see or get at home. they walked down the street and their fingers brushed together. finney thinks that was the best day of his life

- robin once knocked a couple of teeth out of a guy after he beat up finn. finney had showed up to his house later than usual sporting a black eye and a cut lip. robin was livid, the following monday he beat the kid so hard his whole face was red. he got two weeks detention and an angry finney scolded him about getting into fights as he patched him up

- even with his allergy, finney lets mini rub all over his clothes and snuggle with him for naps. it leaves finney sneezing and watery-eyed for days

- robin thinks lizards are freaky and strange

- robins mom makes finney help make tamales for christmas. he gets masa everywhere and his tamales turn out lopsided.

- robin loves pecan praline ice cream and finney calls him ‘old’ for it

- finney sleeps with a stuffed rocket ship that his mom got him when he was five

- finney knows how to solve a rubix cube insanely fast

- finney and robin met because a teacher assigned finney to be robins tutor. they have been inseparable ever since

- finney is only big spoon when sleeping over because he needs to hold onto something to go to sleep, and robin is warm

- robin has polaroid photos hung up in his room. he has a whole wall filled with them. most of the photos include finney. some of robins favorites are photos of finney curled up with mini, finney asleep on robin, and finney laughing

- robin has introduced finney to the luxury of mexican food. he brings finney empanadas, taquitos, and sometimes enchiladas to share at lunch. finney loves the home cooked food, it’s better than anything his father makes

- finney wears glasses when at home. he doesn’t like wearing them, they are thick and make him look nerdy (in his opinion). but robin loves the glasses

- finney absolutely hates milk duds. he gives all of his milk duds to robin who will happily eat them

- robin forces finney to go through hunted houses with him

- finneys favorite ice cream flavor is mint n chip, robin thinks it’s gross. him and finney have had arguments over the topic

- robin wears a special belt buckle that finney got him for his birthday

- finney has the apollo missions on tape, he watches them with robin. finney wishes they were still running, he would give everything to be an astronaut

- robin dreams of being a film director/writer, especially in horror. he is a horror fanatic, he knows all of the tropes and what audiences like. he’d love to have a hit horror film, it’s a dream of his

- finney loves it when robin plays with his hair. it soothes his mind and helps him relax. whenever finney cries, robin brings finneys head to his chest and runs his fingers through his hair. finney swears robin has magic fingers. robins touch calms him

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- gwen puts stickers on robins face. finney would leave the room and when he’d come back robin would have a face full of flowers and stars

- gwen once gave them both a makeover. robin didn’t like how sticky the lipgloss was while finney did poses in the mirror

- at 17 robin is 5’5” while finney shot up to 5’11” but robin can carry finney easily. whenever finney annoys him, robin throws him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. its so easy to robin, finney weights nothing to him. finney finds it embarrassing

- once finney doodled an intricate design of the night sky on robins arm. robin got that drawing as his first tattoo, right where finney drew it

Robin: One time Steve and Eddie were having a heated argument in the car and Steve took Eddie's Metallica tape out of the player and threw it out the window with rage and Eddie looked him dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same tape and put it back in the player.

Eddie: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.

Enid: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Wednesday: Killed without hesitation.

Robin: I'm not scared of anything!

Finney: ROBIN WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?

Robin: I am now scared of something

Steve:

Steve: You're high

Eddie, kicking his feet and giggling: Highly in love with you