Why Would I Think About Cord Progression When I Can Think About Tech Being Alive

Please need a job besties

I know I’ve featured this scene on the Nazi Punch of the Day, but this version seemed particularly timely given the ongoing attacks on education.

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

Silly little eggs @internetgobrrr

White hispanic!Harvey x Mexican!farmer is eating my brain……

Harvey has no tolerance for spice (more he likes the flavor, but not the heat). So farmer learns how to tone down her cooking.

Harvey is tall, that is well known, but it would be funny if his dad was like German or Irish (hence why he’s pale) and that’s why he’s tall and the rest of his family is shorter. (He towers over a 5’ 2” farmer (she beefy as fuck so it’s fine)

Farmer has bad catholic guilt, and she struggles with her faith and wanting to be religious’s Harvey is also caring about it, planning things to help her learn about different religions.

This is littéral eating my brain, like oml I need this… I have NSFW ideas to

My wifeeeeee

Poor Zeb just perpetually third-wheeling until Sabine joined the crew

Y'all.