I know there are a lot of fanfics about Jason being caught by the Justice League and usually getting bailed out by the batfam, but imagine if it was Brucie Wayne bailing him out:
In the JL interrogation room:
Superman: Alright, Red Hood, who is your supplier helping you move drugs in Star City?
Red Hood, who was undercover investigating a drug ring and got caught in a JL bust and sesnses an opportunity to mess with Batman: Look, I know you guys aren't cops, but can I get at least get one phone call?
Justice league looking skeptical?
Red Hood: You can even monitor it.
Green Arrow: Fine one phone call, but it will be monitored.
Hands Hood a phone
Red Hood: Hey Dad, I got stopped by the Justice League. Could you come bail me out? Really, okay, see you soon. Okay, my Dad said that he would bail me, so could we go over to the teleporters?
Green Arrow: Okay, firstly, we aren't cops, you can't just post bail and get out. Secondly, how would this "Dad" get up here?
Red Hood: You'll see.
Minutes later, Brucie Wayne walks in with a trail of Heroes, trying to explain why he cannot be at the Watchtower.
Superman: Mr. Wayne what are you doing here and how did you get here?
Bruce laying the Brucie persona on thick: Well as one of the Justice League's biggest doners and tech suppliers I have access to the teleporters, as for why I'm here it's to bail out my son. Hi Jaylad!
Red Hood fully expecting Batman: What?
Green Arrow remembering his friend's grief over loosing Jason: Ummmm, Mr. Wayne this is the Red Hood. You know "Bag full of severed heads" Red Hood.
Brucie: Yes, I know he's had some issues with his big feelings, but he's still my sweet little boy.
Superman: And you think that he's your late son Jason Todd?
Brucie: Yes, Batman even confirmed it was him. It turns out that after he died, he was brought back by an organization that planned on using him as a weapon against Batman. But he left them and has been working to improve Crime Alley, I'm so proud of him.
Green Arrow: We caught him in Star City with Drug runners.
Brucie: I'm sure he has a good explanation, don’t you Jaylad?
Red Hood still reeling from Bruce showing up as Brucie and not Batman: I was undercover?
Brucie: See perfectly reasonable, now can I please have my baby boy back? Alfred will be so upset if he's not home for dinner.
Surprisingly, this works , the Justice League is to stunned by this revelation and later confirm this with Batman that yes, the notorious Red Hood is the son of Billionaire, philanthropist airhead Brucie Wayne. Jason, meanwhile, has suffered a huge blow to his cred in the Hero community because of the association with Brucie instead of the Batfam. The bat siblings do not let this go anytime soon.
heeeeeyyy dc fam! im back for another year of the @batfam-big-bang!
my fic this year is cass and duke centric, in which they seek out a day off and shenanigans ensue. its 7k words, no romantic pairings, and no archive warnings apply. i chose to rate it for teens because i dont usually write fight sequences, so anyone coming back to read from me can be prepared.
shoutout to my beta @fandomfive39 and my artists @itspifff <3 and @boxonarock <3 who really popped off with the art they did for it! (art linked on the hearts after their urls, go check them out! theres no spoilers for the fic)
ANYWAY ive talked too much, so without further ado, i present: "I'll have a caramel frap with a splash of . . . gang violence???"
see you all next year's bbb! same bat time, same bat channel!
ao3 turns 15 today
reblog if youre older than ao3
There is a plank hidden in the building, you have to find it to access that area.
parallel play (liking and reblogging your mutual's posts but not talking to them)
putting the ✨BI✨ in FBI since 1993 👽
long exposure picture of a plane taking off
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, WE WERE ROBBED?
Why do people drink tea? It disgusting. I've tried adding a little bit og sugar, disgusting. A shit ton of sugar, disgusting. Milk, disgusting. No milk, disgusting. I hate tea >:(
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