Imagine if Damien paid Billy to tell him all the justice league drama! It's a mutually beneficial relationship where Damien has an inside spy in the league and Billy doesn't have to worry about having enough money for food. Billy tells him about who was late to meetings (flash), what missions they're going on, all the bets happening, and just regular coworker gossip. Damien has to pay EXTRA money for anything about Batman. The best part is Damien gets to freak out Bruce with all his information.
Bruce: How do you know this????
Damien: I have my sources.
Billy eating a burger hundreds of miles away: 🍔 ૮₍ ˶•⤙•˶ ₎ა
guys whoever reblogs this gets a random question in their ask box. literally random. it could be “would you pet an isopod” or “is god real” (nothing too crazy)
edit: IM GOING TO SLEEP SORRY IF I DONT RESPOND I WILL GET AROUND TO THIS
Merry almost Christmas! :D
Its time :)
love watching a movie and then coming on here and reblogging some gifs of what i watched like i’m making a little announcement about where i’ve been
The EA app is so needy. Girl this is NOT about you!!
parallel play (liking and reblogging your mutual's posts but not talking to them)
A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.
mr evil man: im going to kill you! hahaha 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
terrified woman: ahhhhhh!!!!!
REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️
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