okay i'm not all that interested in dc ships, but for those of you who like jayroy can i just say that im pretty sure roy would actually have the time of his life telling dick about them. like, that right there? thats an argument winner.
Dick: i can't believe you *blah blah blah*
Roy: yeah well im fucking ur little brother
Dick: *ewwww ew ew ewwwww*
I just found out about the colour pallets on Tumblr
I swear this is the best social media app ever
Flash, laughing at a joke Captain Marvel made: Y'know Cap, sometimes you really act like a child haha
CM, smiling strangely: haha oh for sure
Solomon: You have to kill him.
CM, in his mind: No!
Hercules: If you break a hole through the glass of the Watchtower he'll be sucked out and suffocate.
Solomon, projecting the image of nodding inside CM's mind: No witnesses.
J'onn, sitting next to them, no longer feeling very safe in his workplace: Pardon me as I go have an unimportant conversation with Batman.
There's so much that's insane about the scene in First Class where Charles is waiting for Erik, knowing he'd stolen the CIA files and was planning to run away. But upon rewatch what's getting me is realizing that in so many ways... in it, Charles is doing the same thing he did with Raven. As a child.
He catches her stealing, but realizes she's like him. And essentially, the next thing he does is provide. He tells her she can take the food, that she never has to steal again, because he'll give her what she needs. And in return she stays, in return Charles isn't alone in being different.
With Erik, it's even more intense, but it's the same. Charles believes that if he can provide, then people will stay. After saving Erik from drowning, Charles deep down thinks he's already owed staying. He tells Erik that he can help, and scoffs at Erik when he rebukes it. "Don't kid yourself. You needed my help last night. It's not just me you're walking away from," is a pretty crazy thing to say to a guy you literally just met, and with such bitterness. Then he empasizes how he could force Erik to stay, but won't... because "Shaw's got friends, you could do with some." It's once again a play on what advantage staying could give Erik.
Which is why Charles holding Shaw still, suffering through all that horrible pain, makes me want to chew glass. Charles had more than one option, if he didn't want to let things unfold the way they did. I always did wonder-- couldn't he have controlled Shaw so that he knocked Erik out, and then put him to sleep? Control Shaw's powers through Shaw? Put Shaw to sleep, period, and then never suffer what came after? But no, Charles literally chooses to serve Shaw to Erik on a platter, all while Erik's counting down. His revenge, the thing he wanted the most, frozen in place and aware as he died slowly.
But Erik doesn't stop at Shaw, doesn't change his way of thinking, doesn't choose Charles' path. All that Charles gave wasn't enough-- not for him, and not for Raven, who ultimately leaves him too.
panel redraw (but i made them hold hands)
Finally read the Marvel Rivals Moon Knight story and this part made me laugh out loud
(Wanna get back into traditional art, I've missed inking.)
please do not take this too personally, it’s really just a big joke (like everything I post is lmao)
Duelists:
Punisher- your annoying and need to choose a better character tbh.
Starlord- when on the enemy team, your annoying but when on my team your chill (I love you)
Black Widow- you’re either good at aiming or absolutely trash, no in between.
Hawkeye- amazing taste. I love you, you’re talented. Cant even be mad when you kill me for the 23rd time.
Iron man- annoying. You are a fly.
Storm- QUEEN. 🙇♀️
Scarlet Witch- I’m legally not allowed to talk bad about Wanda. You’re fine unless you’re targeting me specifically.
Squirrel girl: She’s so cute but really annoying. Like wdym I was sniped with nuts across the map?? You’re probably a female so I immediately like you more.
Wolverine- Annoying. I genuinely think one of the most annoying players possible. I love Wolverine but he’s HORRID when on the enemy team.
Spider man- like black widow, you can either play him really good or really bad. You usually target me for some reason?? Rethink that choice pls and thanks
Hela- mother!! I’ve maybe killed you before 🫢 I love you anyways your a girlboss
black panther- boring. Forgot he existed. Nothing to say.
Namor- kys
Magik- the way I screamed when I saw she was a character..I love you even if you kill me 80 times ❤️
Moon Knight- your usually pretty chill, again not much to say but I’m fine with you.
Winter solider- please stop killing me…your one of the hottest characters btw.
Mister Fantastic- please stop. Be someone else or just stop killing my whole team in somehow one shot.
Pslocke- beautiful babe! I love you UNLESS you’re a creep who only plays as her for her body.
Iron fist- you either know how to play him well or you just button smash. Either way you somehow always get MVP/SVP.
Strategists:
Rocket Raccoon- I will protect you at all costs, even if it means I lose the round
Mantis- please focus on healing 😭 other than that your sweet and usually end up carrying.
Adam warlock- one of my favorites, you are the best pls marry me.
Invisible woman: one of my favorite healers, she’s pretty so I like seeing her on my team.
Jeff the Land Shark- CUTIE!! thank you for the heals 🙇♀️ (if you have the fluffy pink skin, extra cutie points)
Cloak & Dagger- Dagger is gorgeous btw. Anyway when your cloak your annoying asf. Super annoying ult but it’s also really helpful.
Loki- he’s so fun to play as lmao. Your clones are annoying but other than that you’re chill.
Luna snow- at first I really disliked her but I’m kinda a fan now. You’re probably an intense fan girl though so I’m kinda scared to talk bad about you. (Nothing bad to say anyways)
Vanguard:
Thor- literally only one word. Annoying. Choose someone cooler plz.
Hulk- He’s okay. I don’t really have any thoughts other than your either a man or 9 yr old boy.
Captain America- one of the hardest characters to kill. You’re a pussy, put the shield down dude.
Groot- aww I love groot. Your ult is super annoying if you use it on me but other than that I feel bad when killing you.
Magneto- useless…??? I’ve probably killed you, yes you, the reader before. only good for Wanda’s team up.
Dr Strange- The portals so sooo fun to go through lmao. You’re usually pretty nice! Not much to say about you.
Venom- ANNOYING. Not as annoying as punisher or Thor, but still annoying. Like hulk, your probably a 9 year old kid.
Peni Parker- nothing bad to say about you. Love you. Sending hugs. (If you have the blue tarantula skin, your the coolest ever)
PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF I FORGOT ANYONE LMAO
I cannot stop laughing at the how insane Captain looks with DTC.
Their constantly at each others throats too,
(Cap’s resting his head on his palm, the leagues talking about taxes or something — Blly asked DTC what’s their favorite animals are and Zeus said a dinosaur)
Mercury: Zeus, I believe the boy means ‘living’ animals
Zeus: 😐
Hercules: I don’t mind lions, though I had to strangle one once.
Billy: You strangled a lion?
Hercules: It was a debt of my twelve labors.
Billy: …
Billy: You’re broke? Hercules: …
Hercules: 👺
Achilles: Is that twelve more labors I see?
Solomon: I’d choose ant. Zeus: Ant?
Solomon: Yes.
Zeus: No.
Solomon: Pardon?
Zeus: No. I will not be ridiculed for my choice when you chose an Ant. An ant, Solomon. Why? It’s barely on Earth.
Solomon: It’s respectable; It’s one of the most hard working things on earth, yet it’s the size of a crump.
Zeus: It would get organ failure over a crumb.
*dramatic gasps like their on a reality tv show*
Billy (looking scandalized while Batman drones on about tax breaks): 😧
I belive Kadabra is by far the best pokemon, it has a perfect design. It is far superior to any other pokemon. If I could make one pokemon real it would be Kadabra. Kadabra is so perfect nothing made before or after it is ever remotely good. Abra and Alakazam have nothing on the perfect and amazing Kadabra. It is the most perfect thing ever created. I belive human beings were made for one thing and that is create the perfect creation that is kadabra. Kadabra is art. Kadabra is perfect. Kadabra is life.
Pokemon detected:
I belive Kadabra is by far the best pokemon, it has a perfect design. It is far superior to any other pokemon. If I could make one pokemon real it would be Kadabra. Kadabra is so perfect nothing made before or after it is ever remotely good. Abra and Alakazam have nothing on the perfect and amazing Kadabra. It is the most perfect thing ever created. I belive human beings were made for one thing and that is create the perfect creation that is kadabra. Kadabra is art. Kadabra is perfect. Kadabra is life.
Sableye !
we don't talk enough about cameron's first real scene, where he talks to neil outside his dorm before todd arrives. in case anyone doesn't know what i'm referring to, here's the dialogue from the scene:
Cameron: Hey, Neil, study group tonight?
Neil: Yeah, sure.
Cameron: Business as usual, huh? [turns to leave, then] Hey, I heard you got the new kid. Looks like a stiff. [laughs at his own joke] [Todd enters] Oops. [Cameron leaves]
so let's talk about it!!
cameron opens with the study group question. this is pretty straightforward to me-he knows he's none of the poets' favorite, and certainly not charlie's. neil is his foremost supporter, pretty much the only one who sticks up for him, so this makes sense. he's checking with neil, his 'in' to the group, to make sure he can hang with these guys. he wants to be part of their circle so badly, and that's pretty clear from the get-go.
and then he hits us with this whole "stiff" business. this is a major thing i've seen people use to justify their hate of cameron and i really struggle with that.
because, well...this is SO undeniably awkward. neil tells todd just a moment later not to mind cameron because he was "born with his foot in his mouth." so off the bat, that's not something you say about someone who's consistently rude or who you don't like. that's neil sticking up for cameron. he's saying, sorry todd, he means well, or at least, he doesn't have any ill intentions. cameron's just not got the best grasp of social cues, that's how he is. this is a pretty valid explanation in and of itself, but if you'll walk with me a little further, i've got a deeper theory about why cameron makes this comment.
more than just it being awkward, this casual friendliness, haha, new kid, a mild insult said with much bravado...this isn't really cameron as we see him for the rest of the movie. though he does remain relatively awkward, it doesn't really match his character of being cautious and trying to not stand out, to fit into the group (as we see in his first line). so how to explain this action (because i don't believe the explanation is just: cameron is being an asshole/being awkward)?
to me? this is what cameron thought charlie would say. isn't that almost exactly how charlie always talks about cameron, after all? for a great example, see later in the same scene:
Charlie, about Cameron: What's his specialty, bootlicking?
so maybe cameron believes that this is how friends treat each other. or at least, how they talk about other people to entertain their friends. charlie, while not a stellar student and clearly not liked by the administration, is the class clown, which makes him popular with students at welton. thus, cameron is probably jealous of charlie. he probably wishes he was more like charlie-confident, funny, well-liked, etc. and again, he clearly wants to be friends with neil, and part of their larger group, very, very badly. all of this to say:
i don't think cameron meant what he said about todd.
he's trying to get a laugh out of neil. so what does he do? he does what he thinks charlie-neil's funny best friend-would do. it's not a nice thing to say, but to me, it really just reads as someone who is trying to guess what the appropriate, funny thing to say in a situation is, but doesn't actually know. cameron might not have even really thought the 'stiff' joke was funny. but he thought neil would find it funny, which is really the whole point. cameron is, at the most fundamental level, an unpopular kid who wishes he was well-liked, and is fumbling around blindly trying to find his way there.
How Bruce gets his kids ready to fight-
Bruce: alright everyone circle up
JL: ????
Batman: nightwing… do you want to do the honor
Nightwing: *tears up* yes.
Nightwing: *deep breath* you gotta, gotta, get your head in the game
Batkids: you gotta getcha getcha getcha getcha head in the game
Nightwing: you gotta, gotta, get your head in the game
Batkids: you gotta getcha getcha getcha getcha head in the game
Nightwing: YOU GOTTA, GOTTA GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME
Batkids: YOU GOTTA GETCHA GETCHA GETCHA GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME
JL: *concerned*
~
Batman: alright hands in, save the world on three. One two three,
Batkids: SAVE THE WORLD
JL: what the fu-
~
Batman: never back down never what?
Batkids: never give up!
Batman: NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT
Batkids: NEVER GIVE UP
JL: okay they’re seriously scaring us now-
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