i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.
this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.
anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:
Hey don't cry. You exist at the same time as the elvisverse. Everything will be okay
Does spagetti ever have an h???
Yes, but I never know where it's supposed to be, so it's easier to just drop it. It's actually spelled Spaghetti
cassandra cain ( B A T G I R L )
YOU WILL NOT HAVE THIS WORLD WHILE I STILL DRAW BREATH.
ABSOLUTE WONDER WOMAN #1
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
Bruce once made an offhand comment about how no one wears watches anymore because they all use their phones to tell time
The next day Tim buys a smartwatch
Dick straps the hourglass he got from the dentist onto his wrist
Damian carries a bunch of candlesticks with nails in them and lights one whenever he needs a timer
Jason lugs around two industrial buckets of water to make a water clock
Steph gets an antique pocketwatch but it's carried around by a personal assistant that's coming out of Bruce's budget
Barbara buys a classroom clock and keeps it in her wheelchair pocket
Cass stands in a well-lit area and checks her shadow
Duke unearths a fifty-pound sundial and names it Duke II
Bruce no longer comments on Gen Z
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY (I HOPE THIS HURTS)
Mouthwashing game actually gave me motivation to pick up my iPad and draw after almost over a year. My art style is gonna change a lot as I will ne experimenting with drawing digitally!
when your friend Mark forgets to return the worms he borrowed from you
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