Okay But You Know What Else Is Super Funny?

Tim: You want to know a secret?

Jason, still texting: not really.

Tim: I don't really have a coffee addiction.

Jason: What? Tim: I just pretend to drink a lot of coffee, so when Bruce says "no more coffee," I don't have to stop drinking energy drinks Jason: You're lying. I see you with one of those stupid Batburger coffee cups like every day. Tim: There's no coffee in that. Tim: It's just red bull man. Jason: Why would you tell me this? Tim: Because no one will believe you.

parallel play (liking and reblogging your mutual's posts but not talking to them)

long exposure picture of a plane taking off

i wannd to join the trend. *joke redacted from everyone taking it too seriously*

this is westcoast Norwegian Miku. Behold

yes this includes mr keating

It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

heeeeeyyy dc fam! im back for another year of the @batfam-big-bang!

my fic this year is cass and duke centric, in which they seek out a day off and shenanigans ensue. its 7k words, no romantic pairings, and no archive warnings apply. i chose to rate it for teens because i dont usually write fight sequences, so anyone coming back to read from me can be prepared.

shoutout to my beta @fandomfive39 and my artists @itspifff <3 and @boxonarock <3 who really popped off with the art they did for it! (art linked on the hearts after their urls, go check them out! theres no spoilers for the fic)

ANYWAY ive talked too much, so without further ado, i present: "I'll have a caramel frap with a splash of . . . gang violence???"

see you all next year's bbb! same bat time, same bat channel!

Happy Birthday, little bird 🕊️

Captions shouldn't be censored. If the video says fuck or cum or cunt the captions should say the fucking word.