Numbers that can’t be divisible by 5 are funnier than numbers that can be divided by 5 because they’re needlessly specific. Except in some cases for very small or very large numbers.
The answer to life, the universe, and everything being 42? Funny because it’s needlessly specific.
Patrick from SpongeBob looking at a store stacked with hundreds of mattresses and saying there’s ten of them? Funny because it’s a small number.
If a character wishes to estimate how many soldiers are approaching a nearby town and you want to make it funny you can do one or the other or you can combine the two.
My lord, there are five soldiers coming, we must strengthen our defenses!
Or
How many soldiers are there? Nine thousand, three hundred and forty seven, sir. I counted twice. They lost one the second time to falling off a cliff.
Or
There’s sixteen soldiers approaching, sir. Only sixteen? Yes. It’s a good number, sixteen. Divisible by four.
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I belive Kadabra is by far the best pokemon, it has a perfect design. It is far superior to any other pokemon. If I could make one pokemon real it would be Kadabra. Kadabra is so perfect nothing made before or after it is ever remotely good. Abra and Alakazam have nothing on the perfect and amazing Kadabra. It is the most perfect thing ever created. I belive human beings were made for one thing and that is create the perfect creation that is kadabra. Kadabra is art. Kadabra is perfect. Kadabra is life.
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I belive Kadabra is by far the best pokemon, it has a perfect design. It is far superior to any other pokemon. If I could make one pokemon real it would be Kadabra. Kadabra is so perfect nothing made before or after it is ever remotely good. Abra and Alakazam have nothing on the perfect and amazing Kadabra. It is the most perfect thing ever created. I belive human beings were made for one thing and that is create the perfect creation that is kadabra. Kadabra is art. Kadabra is perfect. Kadabra is life.
Sableye !
She’s pretty much the girl of all time.
Phoenix is very Elle Woods coded
A Queen and her Knight
Charles Xavier, chronologically :
- sacrifices his brilliant career to prevent a major international crisis
- sacrifices his principles to get the man he loves closure
- loses his legs #1
- gets heartbroken #1
- loses his sister go to make her happy
- sacrifices a close friendship to protect his children
- loses sleep
- gets brunt out from all the responsibility and trauma probably at some point
- accepts to get out of his dysfunctional comfort zone to help a mean man he's met once save the world
- gets heartbroken #2
- sacrifices his legs to help people #2
- manages to create a functional system that gives dozens if not hundreds of ostracised children great education, self confidence and integration into society (possibly saving them from abuse or worse)
- loses his school
- gets heartbroken #3
- gets violated by a god
- loses his hair
- shouts fuck you at the aforementioned god and proceeds to almost sacrifice himself to death to save humanity
- forgives the man he loves and makes him see the good in himself #10001000
The two shits he manages to keep fed, clothed and entairtained for 1/3 of a century despite beeing otherwise occupied (one of them having broken his heart thrice) :
- "you've never sacrificed anything"
- "you're always sorry, and then there is aways a speech"
Cherik mini comic about Charles’ telepathy vaguely based off a fic I read while back where they had a similar conversation. I can’t find it now but if anyone can let me know 😢
Not a sad one! Kind of! Maybe I’ll make a sad one in the future. I need to go finish my homework now LOL but thank you everyone for the patience!
I just found out about the colour pallets on Tumblr
I swear this is the best social media app ever
The EA app is so needy. Girl this is NOT about you!!
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