So I Clicked On A Wizard101 Crowns Trivia I Hadn't Done Before

It's hilarious that the Skeleton Crew trailer depicts Jod/ Crimson Jack as some sort of wise mentor/ guardian figure when after the first 3 episodes is obvious he's the epitome of a man failure. Like in the span of 3 episodes he:

- starts multiple arguments with the literal 10 year olds he's traveling with and loses all of them

- beefs with the only other adult on the ship (a droid)

- tells said 10 year olds to shoot at New Republic cops in X-wings so they can escape the law

- is racist against droids

- almost crashes their only ship multiple times

- all of his 'friends' betray him and rat him out instantly like

He's such an absolute loser I love him so much

you know what they say, you can't spell 'carpe diem' without die

i played the silly law game and they're my favorites💙💜

I made a thing….

Okay but bruce is 100% the type of dad who treats his kids like an adult because he doesn't know how to handle kids so he treats them the way he treats adults except, y'know, after dick he learns a little and is also soft and gentle with them and learns how to treat kids, but for the most part bruce is a gentle parent, listening to all of their problems, believing the things they say without a seconds hesitation (until of course he learns them well enough to tell a lie from a truth) but just like- imagine how much of a mind fuck that must have been for his kids

Dick- newly orphaned, and instead of being treated the way most adults are treating him, here is bruce, who understands, and treats him normally. He treats him with sorrow of course, but he also acts like dick is an adult, like he knows that dick can handle things after his parents death

Jason- who was beaten by his father for ‘telling lies’ is now believed automatically by bruce, no matter how outlandish it is(because they live in Gotham so everything is outlandish)

Tim- who was ignored by his parents and told to shut up when he spoke is now waited on, listened to, comforted

Cass- who had her vocal cords ripped out and broken- bruce learns sign language for her, touches her gently, offers quiet words of support and always allows her to read his body language

Damian- silenced by older assassins who know better, every member of the family stops and listens when he speaks, lets him finish what he needs to say, trusts his words without doubt- no punishments dealt out for being wrong

would you be interested in a stephcass week? because I really want one

rb for sample size and to spread word?

Costume finally done!!

you will probably not look like a skinny white anime girl when you transition you will likely look like someone's mom and you need to realize how swag this is

what I think about you based on your marvel rivals main

please do not take this too personally, it’s really just a big joke (like everything I post is lmao)

Duelists:

Punisher- your annoying and need to choose a better character tbh.

Starlord- when on the enemy team, your annoying but when on my team your chill (I love you)

Black Widow- you’re either good at aiming or absolutely trash, no in between.

Hawkeye- amazing taste. I love you, you’re talented. Cant even be mad when you kill me for the 23rd time.

Iron man- annoying. You are a fly.

Storm- QUEEN. 🙇‍♀️

Scarlet Witch- I’m legally not allowed to talk bad about Wanda. You’re fine unless you’re targeting me specifically.

Squirrel girl: She’s so cute but really annoying. Like wdym I was sniped with nuts across the map?? You’re probably a female so I immediately like you more.

Wolverine- Annoying. I genuinely think one of the most annoying players possible. I love Wolverine but he’s HORRID when on the enemy team.

Spider man- like black widow, you can either play him really good or really bad. You usually target me for some reason?? Rethink that choice pls and thanks

Hela- mother!! I’ve maybe killed you before 🫢 I love you anyways your a girlboss

black panther- boring. Forgot he existed. Nothing to say.

Namor- kys

Magik- the way I screamed when I saw she was a character..I love you even if you kill me 80 times ❤️

Moon Knight- your usually pretty chill, again not much to say but I’m fine with you.

Winter solider- please stop killing me…your one of the hottest characters btw.

Mister Fantastic- please stop. Be someone else or just stop killing my whole team in somehow one shot.

Pslocke- beautiful babe! I love you UNLESS you’re a creep who only plays as her for her body.

Iron fist- you either know how to play him well or you just button smash. Either way you somehow always get MVP/SVP.

Strategists:

Rocket Raccoon- I will protect you at all costs, even if it means I lose the round

Mantis- please focus on healing 😭 other than that your sweet and usually end up carrying.

Adam warlock- one of my favorites, you are the best pls marry me.

Invisible woman: one of my favorite healers, she’s pretty so I like seeing her on my team.

Jeff the Land Shark- CUTIE!! thank you for the heals 🙇‍♀️ (if you have the fluffy pink skin, extra cutie points)

Cloak & Dagger- Dagger is gorgeous btw. Anyway when your cloak your annoying asf. Super annoying ult but it’s also really helpful.

Loki- he’s so fun to play as lmao. Your clones are annoying but other than that you’re chill.

Luna snow- at first I really disliked her but I’m kinda a fan now. You’re probably an intense fan girl though so I’m kinda scared to talk bad about you. (Nothing bad to say anyways)

Vanguard:

Thor- literally only one word. Annoying. Choose someone cooler plz.

Hulk- He’s okay. I don’t really have any thoughts other than your either a man or 9 yr old boy.

Captain America- one of the hardest characters to kill. You’re a pussy, put the shield down dude.

Groot- aww I love groot. Your ult is super annoying if you use it on me but other than that I feel bad when killing you.

Magneto- useless…??? I’ve probably killed you, yes you, the reader before. only good for Wanda’s team up.

Dr Strange- The portals so sooo fun to go through lmao. You’re usually pretty nice! Not much to say about you.

Venom- ANNOYING. Not as annoying as punisher or Thor, but still annoying. Like hulk, your probably a 9 year old kid.

Peni Parker- nothing bad to say about you. Love you. Sending hugs. (If you have the blue tarantula skin, your the coolest ever)

PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF I FORGOT ANYONE LMAO