Spagetti-without-h - Ok

neil perry's love for acting was a metaphor for homosexuality . no one will EVER convince me otherwise.

"no, my sons not in a play!"

"no, my sons not gay!"

notice how i barley changed the sentence.

TAKE RESPONSIBILITY (I HOPE THIS HURTS)

Mouthwashing game actually gave me motivation to pick up my iPad and draw after almost over a year. My art style is gonna change a lot as I will ne experimenting with drawing digitally!

Norse Mythology in pop culture: Machiavellian manipulator Odin buts heads with chaos entity Loki as they manipulate and murder those around them ina bid to destroy and dominate the nine realms with ASoIaF level political plots and a foreboding prophecy of doom hangs over their heads.

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Actual Norse Mythology:

Freya: *asleep in her bed when the phone rings. She picks up the reciever without saying a word.*

Odin: FREYA! YOU HAVE TO HELP US! LOKI AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY FUNNY TO DISGUISE OURSELVES AS DWARVEN PROSTITUTES AND INFILTRATE THIS GIANT KING'S PALACE BUT NOW LOKI IS PREGNANT I'M ENGAGED TO SEVEN DIFFERENT GIANTS, THERE'S THIS HORSE! CALL THOR SO HE CAN HIT THE PROBLEM REALLY HARD AND-

Freya: *hangs up the receiver, unplugs the phone, and goes back to sleep.*

heeeeeyyy dc fam! im back for another year of the @batfam-big-bang!

my fic this year is cass and duke centric, in which they seek out a day off and shenanigans ensue. its 7k words, no romantic pairings, and no archive warnings apply. i chose to rate it for teens because i dont usually write fight sequences, so anyone coming back to read from me can be prepared.

shoutout to my beta @fandomfive39 and my artists @itspifff <3 and @boxonarock <3 who really popped off with the art they did for it! (art linked on the hearts after their urls, go check them out! theres no spoilers for the fic)

ANYWAY ive talked too much, so without further ado, i present: "I'll have a caramel frap with a splash of . . . gang violence???"

see you all next year's bbb! same bat time, same bat channel!

Bro thinks she could just thug it out

tumblr notifs: Mutual™ has liked your post

me: *clicks on the button to see which post* I must know which of my humble offerings have pleased my dearest.

space oddity

you know what they say, you can't spell 'carpe diem' without die

The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

I just found out about the colour pallets on Tumblr

I swear this is the best social media app ever