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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

Y'all want to know what thought is fucking with me today?

Parrots can learn the concept of questions. I don't know about the claim that chimpanzees that were taught sign language never learned to ask questions, or the theory that it simply wouldn't occur to them that the human handlers might know things that they personally do not, or that whatever information they have might be worth knowing. But I don't even remember where I read that, and at best it's an anecdote of an anecdote, but anyway, parrots.

The exact complexity of natural parrot communication in the wild is beyond human understanding for the time being, but you can catch glimpses of how complex it is by looking at how much they learn to pick up from human speech. Sure, they figure out that this sound means this object, animal, person, or other thing. Human says "peanut" and presents a peanut, so the sound "peanut" means peanut. Yes. But if you make the same sound with a rising intonation, you are inquiring about the possibility of a peanut.

A bird that's asking "peanut?" knows there is no peanut physically present in the current situation, but hypothetically, there could be a peanut. The human knows whether there will be a peanut. The bird knows that making this specific human sound with this specific intonation is a way of requesting for this information, and a polite way of informing the human that a peanut is desired.

"I get a peanut?" is a polite spoken request. There is no peanut here, but there could be a peanut. The bird knows that the human knows this. But without the rising intonation of a question, the statement "I get a peanut." is a firm implied threat. There is no peanut here, but there better fucking be one soon. The bird knows that the human knows this.

Well if the shoe fish

Flash, laughing at a joke Captain Marvel made: Y'know Cap, sometimes you really act like a child haha

CM, smiling strangely: haha oh for sure

Solomon: You have to kill him.

CM, in his mind: No!

Hercules: If you break a hole through the glass of the Watchtower he'll be sucked out and suffocate.

Solomon, projecting the image of nodding inside CM's mind: No witnesses.

J'onn, sitting next to them, no longer feeling very safe in his workplace: Pardon me as I go have an unimportant conversation with Batman.

a bro's day in the batfam be like

Duke suggesting they do a lazarus pit simulation

Jason eating jokerized fries in front of Duke

They're both like this

J'onn POV:

(A gift for their martian mom)

a little comic for jasons birthday. on being robin & batman and being brave & scared

what I think about you based on your marvel rivals main

please do not take this too personally, it’s really just a big joke (like everything I post is lmao)

Duelists:

Punisher- your annoying and need to choose a better character tbh.

Starlord- when on the enemy team, your annoying but when on my team your chill (I love you)

Black Widow- you’re either good at aiming or absolutely trash, no in between.

Hawkeye- amazing taste. I love you, you’re talented. Cant even be mad when you kill me for the 23rd time.

Iron man- annoying. You are a fly.

Storm- QUEEN. 🙇‍♀️

Scarlet Witch- I’m legally not allowed to talk bad about Wanda. You’re fine unless you’re targeting me specifically.

Squirrel girl: She’s so cute but really annoying. Like wdym I was sniped with nuts across the map?? You’re probably a female so I immediately like you more.

Wolverine- Annoying. I genuinely think one of the most annoying players possible. I love Wolverine but he’s HORRID when on the enemy team.

Spider man- like black widow, you can either play him really good or really bad. You usually target me for some reason?? Rethink that choice pls and thanks

Hela- mother!! I’ve maybe killed you before 🫢 I love you anyways your a girlboss

black panther- boring. Forgot he existed. Nothing to say.

Namor- kys

Magik- the way I screamed when I saw she was a character..I love you even if you kill me 80 times ❤️

Moon Knight- your usually pretty chill, again not much to say but I’m fine with you.

Winter solider- please stop killing me…your one of the hottest characters btw.

Mister Fantastic- please stop. Be someone else or just stop killing my whole team in somehow one shot.

Pslocke- beautiful babe! I love you UNLESS you’re a creep who only plays as her for her body.

Iron fist- you either know how to play him well or you just button smash. Either way you somehow always get MVP/SVP.

Strategists:

Rocket Raccoon- I will protect you at all costs, even if it means I lose the round

Mantis- please focus on healing 😭 other than that your sweet and usually end up carrying.

Adam warlock- one of my favorites, you are the best pls marry me.

Invisible woman: one of my favorite healers, she’s pretty so I like seeing her on my team.

Jeff the Land Shark- CUTIE!! thank you for the heals 🙇‍♀️ (if you have the fluffy pink skin, extra cutie points)

Cloak & Dagger- Dagger is gorgeous btw. Anyway when your cloak your annoying asf. Super annoying ult but it’s also really helpful.

Loki- he’s so fun to play as lmao. Your clones are annoying but other than that you’re chill.

Luna snow- at first I really disliked her but I’m kinda a fan now. You’re probably an intense fan girl though so I’m kinda scared to talk bad about you. (Nothing bad to say anyways)

Vanguard:

Thor- literally only one word. Annoying. Choose someone cooler plz.

Hulk- He’s okay. I don’t really have any thoughts other than your either a man or 9 yr old boy.

Captain America- one of the hardest characters to kill. You’re a pussy, put the shield down dude.

Groot- aww I love groot. Your ult is super annoying if you use it on me but other than that I feel bad when killing you.

Magneto- useless…??? I’ve probably killed you, yes you, the reader before. only good for Wanda’s team up.

Dr Strange- The portals so sooo fun to go through lmao. You’re usually pretty nice! Not much to say about you.

Venom- ANNOYING. Not as annoying as punisher or Thor, but still annoying. Like hulk, your probably a 9 year old kid.

Peni Parker- nothing bad to say about you. Love you. Sending hugs. (If you have the blue tarantula skin, your the coolest ever)

PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF I FORGOT ANYONE LMAO