So I Got Into Grad School Today With My Shitty 2.8 Gpa And The Moral Of The Story Is Reblog Those Good

it's cause you're always on that damned spectrum

incest fandom fuck off

“You shall become the crown jewel of malice and death”

“Again… please rephrase”

me: oracle, i must know if i will succeed with my villainous plans or if the wizard council will seal me away in a magic crystal

oracle: i assure you, you are destined to become evil in-garnet

me: could you rephrase

Why does the ROTTMNT fandom ignore Raph so much? There’s so much angst potential, so much character, he’s got a lovable personality, and the movie gave him a bunch of fanfic bait! But even the potential of Krang trauma he has gets assigned to Donnie with the technodome cause he’s so much more popular. BOTTOM LINE, GIVE MY RED MAN SOME LOVE, PLEASE

WASABI THE MUSICAL

Made by me

I just had to fight Horrorboros in High Tide.

I didn’t know that could happen wtf

SHAMURA MY CHILD YOU GOOD

guilt.

LOUDLY KICKS DOOR OPEN BACK INTO THE FANDOM

i have like 70% less time than i did before because i got a job but god knows that ain't stopping me thanks relics of the old faith dlc for rekindling the flame of my love for the game.

now i have more angst.

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

OOOH MYYYY GOOOOD???

I added an animated scene at the end

Also feel free to add any advices or criticisms, I'm desperately in need of any comebacks

being a kid who was raised by tumblr is interesting because you have these funky gay adults whereas i’m sitting here like “yes parent tell me about the ancient days of tumblr sexymen i long to know”

mutant mayhem was great but unfortunately it does contain flashing without a warning. if you’re planning on seeing it, the flashing starts in the scene where the turtles are in cynthia utrom’s lab and continues in the fight in superfly’s lair, i unfortunately don’t have timestamps though. feel free to share to spread the word for those who are planning on seeing the movie but may be harmed by flashing lights