Spamtober Day 7 Prompt: Spamton Pronoun Pilferer

So I found This Reddit post that illustrates the heights of everyone in deltarune:

I'm not the best at math, so I might be wrong, but I believe this would make Spamton like.... 4'7

And Spamton Neo would about 10ft tall

Did some kris """doodles"""

been thinking about this joke for days and finally drew it lol

HEARTBREAKING: THIS MAN SCAMMED HIS WAY INTO HEAVEN (heh… snowgrave spoilers….) youtube link in reblogs

BELIEVE IT OR    ??? I USED TO BE A BIG SHOT. THE BIGGEST!!!

please respond

Fuck it. Full on Spamton intro dialogue. Decided to blast this one out before I got to work drawing the next panels of the Krusie comic. Enjoy.

and then the weirdos exploded because they could not comprehend that a grown adult said swear words

the thing about sans is, laid-back depressed guy who loves grease, gross humor, reads car magazines on the job and spends half of his free time in a bar scratching his ass is the PERFECT candidate to be the "straight one" except that by making him 4'9 and giving him a 7ft tall girlbestie toby made him every letter of the LGBTQ+ acronym all at once

hey hey you remember that vessel you made what if kris could see it

(bonus under the cut) 

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