Kaz: You Know, I’m Really Glad You Decided To Learn Suli.

cassian: nesta, relax. go get a beer. nesta: i don't want a beer. cassian: who said it was for you?

wylan: uh, guys? what does a pregnancy test look like?

jesper: thin piece of plastic with a thing on the end of it

wylan: okay, so this is definitely a gun

kaz: damn it! everybody, bathroom now!

nina: what’s up, dad?

jesper: what, kaz?

kaz: is someone playing a joke on me? honestly, why is my towel still wet?

jesper: cause it’s not your towel, it’s my towel, kaz

kaz: no, it’s not your towel. your towel is the red one.

jesper: i’ll tell you this, pal: i’ve never used that. i do use that one every single day.

kaz: oh god

nina: this towel’s so warm and fluffy, it’s like it’s been in the sun forever!

matthias: this means you two have been drying your junk with the same towel.

inej: intimate

feyre: i'm busy, i'm apartment hunting. azriel: you guys are moving? feyre: we can't live with cass once the baby comes! rhys: i don't want my child's first words to be: "how you doin'?"

i stopped watching house of the dragon bc i felt like something (jaime and brienne) was missing :/

mary saying “now that i’m gone i know what u could become because i know who u really are” is all the confirmation i need that johnlock is canon. <3

I love to think that during Kaz's journey to re-learn skin-to-skin touch, he starts touching Inej's hair instead. Just going through it with naked fingers, or combing it, or maybe even braiding it. He's a bit tense at first, because he's still Kaz Brekker and affection doesn't come natural to him. But eventually it becomes a habit. It's a way of telling her he's trying, and he's giving her his best. It's a way of being intimate without getting triggered, a way of cuddling her without ruining the mood with staggered breathing.

as if inej’s entire backstory isn’t dependent upon her being taken at 14. as if the entire point of both matthias and nina’s conflict isn’t that they were both raised a certain way and now that they’ve come to adolescence they have a chance to break free. as if wylan’s entire relationship with his father isn’t about him coming of age. as if the entire point of kaz’s dirtyhands persona isn’t that he’s seventeen and terrified of the older barrel bosses. i don’t even wanna get INTO jesper. or kuwei.

I've been seeing so many, "the crows aren't reeeaallly teenagers", "them being kids makes me uncomfortable", "I age them up in my head", "I like the ages better in the show", and idk if I have the energy to hash out the meta essay it takes to address these opinions and why they are deeply wrong, so I will just say BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU

jack watching will & hannibal flirting over randall tier’s mutilated corpse like the freaks they are:

the acotar fandom is so weird. i love feyre and nesta. i love gwyn and elain. why are y’all determined to put women against each other? it reeks of misogyny.