Dadzawa's Babysitting Saga (warning Tragic)

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de-normalize overly-sanitized white knight izuku midoriya and instead normalize izuku midoriya, just some guy who laughs at dick jokes and probably spends way too long playing minecraft instead of sleeping. normalize izuku midoriya doing fortnite emotes after beating a villain normalize izuku midoriya with a messy room and a stinky hamper of dirty laundry he's too lazy to do normalize izuku midoriya trying to snort portein powder bc he saw someone do it on tiktok normalize izuku midoriya being a somewhat immature and silly dude acting like a middle schooler in his early 20s bc he didn't get to joke around like everyone else when he was a teenager

blind date with !dilf nanami where he is just such a gentleman; bringing you flowers, kissing your hand, listening when you talk and asking questions. ...that is until you get into bed with him and he's spitting in your mouth while he pulls on your hair, his thick cock ramming into your slick hole. he's so filthy with it too; he tells you every detail about how your pussy is gripping him like a vice, how your juices drip down his shaft. he tells you how much of a dirty whore you are for taking his cock so easily on the first date. but as soon as you both come down from your climaxes, he goes right back to his gentleman persona, telling you how he didn't mean anything he said and how much of an angel you are.

bakugou, who, even when on top, likes to have your fingers in his mouth.

something about maintaining eye contact while you shakily plug is sailor’s mouth full with two, maybe three, of your dainty little digits. the way his hips would buck into you, harder and faster, jerking when you press down on his tongue and reach down his throat for his gag reflex.

it’s cute, seeing you all teary eyed and hearing you wail like it’s nobody’s business while you finger fuck his mouth to the rhythm of katsuki’s slender hips smacking against yours. you’re trying so hard to make him feel the way you do, make him drool all over your hand as much as your cunt does on his cock.

it’s in his eyes, ruby red darkened to the shade of blood with lust, as he looks down on you and sucks on your fingers like you would his dick. slobbering on you, moaning around you with a crazed expression and spit on his chin.

you’re a mess, writhing beneath him in awe of his pretty plump lips wrapped around your fingers, kitten licking between them.

even like this, while he’s choking on the pressure from your pretty fingertips — you’re still katsuki bakugou’s sweet little baby.

Just came to drop this here:

Katsuki with disabled reader having to do with the legals or feet. I can't stand for long periods of time, and I have awful balance. Ill randomly start falling over due to my disability. I feel like Kats would hold an arm around my waist to keep me steady or let me sit in his lap if he had the only seat/pick me up. Maybe he'd tell people to fuck off if they looked at me wrong/ as if I was weird.

All that's in my brain rn

thanks for sharing, love!! i think you’re right.

for a long time i’ve held the belief that, of all bnha characters, katsuki is one who i could see being able to handle having a disabled partner long term. the truth is not everyone can, but i can see kats doing quite well.

most of the time he just does what needs to be done without really batting an eye because he cares for you. and in his opinion, anyone who doesn’t like that can fuck right off. sometimes it weighs on him, but that’s normal, i think.

So so sleepy actually ! I am sleep deprived and waiting for relief 😮‍💨 kinda thinking Abt curling up in bed and watching shows I already know the ending too ^•^

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Hello hello! How are you today? :)

Izuku is mean, I can't see him as soft I just know that as soon as a swear word comes out— you'll be over his lap because good girls don't swear , and of course he sent pictures of you crying and choking on his cock to shoto and katsuki...of course he did..

i’m blushing.

he’s gotta retrain your mouth, so of course. isn’t that what you told me @neon-gothicc ?

𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢

𝚙𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜. 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗?

ngl, not so good. have this massive headache that’s been persisting since 5 pm (it’s currently 8 pm)…

besides that, it’s been quiet. what about you, pooks? <3

In modern Japanese, camera is just called 'camera' = カメラ - the same as English, it is a borrowed word.

But Sukuna is old af. He calls it 写真機 (shashinki) - literally 'photography device' - an outdated word from Meiji period I don't think anybody uses anymore.

Aw, A++ writing, my inner linguist nerd is purring

An autistic child has a meltdown in public. People respond by saying that the child deserves a beating.

A grown man does a Nazi salute. People respond by saying that he didn't mean to because he's autistic and we should cut him some slack.