Sparklylanddetective - You Don't Know How Much I Miss You.

I fear it is 🫡 watched it with my mom as a kid and you'll randomly catch me quoting it !

I love unserious cartoons from the 2000s. Ever watch Randy Cunningham 9th grade ninja? Idk if that's more 2000s or 2010s but it's so fun

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Hello hello! How are you today? :)

thinkin abt shoto and his alt girl. you know, the one who turns his world upside down, their lives so different yet paralleled. he was the only one in his life who wasn’t surprised when he fell head over heels for the girl with piercings and ripped jeans instead of floral perfume and tight pencil skirts.

shoto and his alt girl who doesn’t care about money or social status; she says it’s hard to care about things she’s never had much of. she isn’t enamored by his hero ranking or the people he’s surrounded by. she’s most enamored by him - pretty, strong, and kind - every bit the hero the media makes him out to be and more.

shoto and his alt girl whose face is rarely done up, and he loves her that way. he thinks she’s beautiful every day of the week; her makeup doesn’t change that, and she knows it. most days, she’d rather spend her mornings in messy braids and worn out band tees, drinking coffee next to him than on dolling herself up only to wipe it off later. shoto’s alt girl who sometimes does a little bit for him anyways because she sees the way he stares at her eyes, how he drinks in the bold lip colors that adorn her smile when she’s up for it.

shoto who listens to his alt girl ramble about the things she really cares for as he runs his fingers through her hair, whether it’s romance novels or video games, or perhaps something deeper in herself. he carefully laces up her worn out sneakers and leather boots, plays with the fraying of her jeans and the hem of her skirts when she lets him, runs his fingers along the smoothness of her tights. shoto who loves her thigh highs and short dresses because he knows they’re just for him. he helps her with those pesky fishnets so he can stare at her thighs and leave a trail of kisses behind.

shoto’s alt girl who doesn’t care what the media wants her to be - she’s unapologetically herself, and he loves that about her. even when the world tells her to be less of this and more of that, it’s rare that she truly gives in. he sees the sides of her no one else does - the soft, gentle parts she’s not always quick to show. the world doesn’t hear the way she cries out his name when he holds her close at night. they don’t see the way she clings to his frame, digs her nails into his back, turns to putty in his hands with a few tender words. they don’t know the way she loves him, wholly and completely, imperfect though he may be.

just shoto and his alt girl, the one he swears he’ll never let go of… and proves it every day for the rest of his life.

inspired by izu’s alt girl by @dcsiremc

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he WILL throw his dad at you, dont test him

It’s the middle of the night. Chiron should probably get some sleep. Looking out of his window he sees two boys, they’re stargazing. Achilles! He thinks. Patroclus!

It’s only then that he realises that Patroclus’ skin is way too white and as glorious as Achilles was, he definitely didn’t light up like a glow stick in the night. It’s not them. It’s just Nico and Will.

It’s been over 2000 years, they’re dead, Chiron, they’re dead.

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you make some stupid joke about him being a sly fox, not thinking much of it. without missing a beat, a smirk grows on his face as he closes in on you, getting uncomfortably close. “does that make you a dumb bunny?”

geto, itadori, aizawa, kirishima, bakugo, sero, shinso, midoriya, takami, chisaki

A LOOOONG overdue fan art for @airegieus !! The AU you made w/ your sibs is so fhfasouhfdouhsfo cool :"))) I wanted to do another piece because hell yeah!

𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐘.

—cw: fem!reader, edging, teasing, and star of the show, cunningulus.

#m.list #kofi #taglist #milfhub

#𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔

Satoru is a goddamn tease. He will caress your thighs, his fingers will ghost on your clit—not actually touching them—as he watches you with those lustful eyes. When he finds you furrowing your brows in frustration, that's when he will dive in and lick your pussy, gathering all the juices flowing down with the tip of his tongue as he moves up. He will slurp it all. Tongue lapping against your sensitive spot. Watching you cum is his favorite part because you look so pathetic, so vulnerable under his touch. It's like he casts a spell on you.

#𝐅𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐎 𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈

Toji is a messy eater. He eats pussy like a god tho. The thing about him is that he doesn't wait. He is very impatient because let's deal with it. You're the hottest person he's ever seen. And you look even better naked, straddling on his face, looking down at his lustful eyes as he works his tongue on you. Fuck. So gorgeous. So sexy. You're a little embarrassed because you get out of control when he does these things to you. You can't get a hold of your own emotions and you get so horny. You start playing with your own nipple and it's the best view he can ask for as he eats you out. When you cum, your juices are spilling down on his jaws. His cheeks are red and so wet. But that doesn't stop him when he still intends to pull another one out of you.

#𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐔

Suguru is opposite of Toji. He is a the patient one. He likes to take his time with you. He refuses to make you cum unless you've had all the fun. And by that, I mean 69. It's a win-win. He gets to eat you while you play with his dick. But the best part is, he makes it more about you than him. His tongue feels so warm and soft against your pussy. He has this particular pace, one that you like and prefer. The tip of his tongue flicking your clit. Shit. When you cum, you're a babbling mess, your mouth never leaving his dick, muffling swears.

#𝐑𝐘𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐔𝐍𝐀

Sukuna is that fucker who goes rough on you, always. Though you were the one who suggested this, he was more excited than you. Seemed like he had wondering about this. Soon, he had your legs spread on the bed. They say a man like Sukuna would never get on his knees for someone. But that's bullshit and he knows. You know. You can see it when he gets on his knees on the edge of the bed, pulling you by your thighs. Sukuna is rough. He is more of a sucker. He latches his mouth on your cunt, slurping your wetness. You can feel the devilish grin against your pussy. He grabs your breasts, harshly massaging them, earning several moans from you. His fingers are so harsh against your thighs. When you cum, desperately moving and whining from the ecstasy, his big hands hold you in place, mouth still not leaving your pussy as he takes in all your juices.

#𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐎

The one who look innocent are the kinkiest. It's true. Nanami may not seem like a guy who is into kinky shit but trust me. That man has range. He can go from a overtime office guy, to a househusband who bakes sweets, to a mf who eats pussy in the kitchen while the cake is baking real fast. Nanami has your legs spread on the counter. Your faces are a sweet mess from the makeout session earlier. Well, making out with whipped cream all over your bodies. No one would want to eat the cake if they saw the shit you did in the kitchen next to the oven. But it doesn't matter. Since the cake is for you only. Nanami is desperate and enjoying the way you run your fingers through his hair while he is running his tongue on your clit. He sucks at them and you could feel his teeth on your clit. When you cum, it's so hard that you hand to grab the handle of the cupboard above to balance yourself.

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Deku and Bakugou are (not) lost in the train station but luckily train attendent ALL MIGHT IS THERE to SAVE THE DAY- ---WITH A MIGHTY POINT!