Fem Izuku Burst Into Tears During PMS Because Aizawa Was Lying Unevenly On The Floor In A Sleeping Bag.

will i always be this angry?

Imagine college au mha where Izuku Midoriya is a male cheerleader. I feel like he would really make a good one because its very plus ultra. I can see him at the bottom of an inverted pyramid using his quirk to hold everyone up and he uses black whip to catch anyone if they fall. We're a new teammate and he's got eyes for us. It's definitely a Bring It On vibe.

If anyone wants to use this idea as a base for a one-shot or series, its fine by me! Just tag me so I can read it and reblog it!

In Vegas rn, made me think about how Bakugou or Izuku would react/handle a S/O in Las Vegas. What would they do to defend from pushy salesman/ street performers? Would he gamble? Is he more of a thrill seeker kind of person or a stay-in enjoy the hotel amenities kinda person.

Not a request, simply food for thought I'd like to share. <3

he’s a “follow the thrill seekers and make sure they don’t do anything stupid while secretly enjoying it” kind of person. 😂 katsuki is forever the guard dog boyfriend/husband who stands next to you, holds your hand, crosses his arms when he’s impatient or trying to intimidate someone, straight up barges into the conversation or pulls you away from pushy salesmen. ugh. he’s adorable.

he might do some thrill seeking stuff if his friends are there (bc we all know they will), but otherwise he’s content just being with the group. and he’s too fiscally responsible to gamble more than a few dollars if any at all lmao. most likely to stay in if anyone else wants to, but he won’t stay alone if you’re on the town bc he’s too protective. if he really doesn’t want to go, he’s sticking one of his friends on you (probably kiri, honestly).

izu on the other hand… he’s not really a thrill seeker per se, but he loves all the bustle and bright lights. gets excited just to be there and see everything. will also do thrill seeking stuff if his friends do, but he’s not initiating it. (that’s kami, kiri, uraraka, mina, and sero.) basically he’s a giant puppy who’s just happy to be there and a little oblivious to pushy salesmen, but he’s big and scary enough just by existing that you don’t have a lot of problems. he’s too cute. he’s just happy to be with you, so he’ll stay in if you want to, but he’s up for just about anything. WAY more likely than kats to gamble a bit too hard.

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Bakugou’s head pounded as he struggled to fit his front door key into the lock, roughly smashing it against the cold metal until it clicked. Practically falling into his house as he strumbled to regain his balance, fuckin’ dunce face and his happy hour strawberry daiquiris. He’d always told him that those drinks were the most lethal, the ones that would really get you in trouble.

He hadn’t planned on going out to celebrate his birthday, perfectly content with spending the evening at home cooking his favourite mapu tofu and watching reruns of the American All Might documentary; but instead he’d found himself at a dingy dive bar surrounded with all his friends who insisted on plying him with drinks. Practically groaning at the puppy dog eyes Kirishima had given him when he’d returned with a tray of shots, “You need to let yourself relax and unwind a little, Bakubro! It’s not good keeping yourself so pent up.”

And perhaps his best friend was right.

Collapsing onto his bed as he attempted to struggle out of his jeans, barely able to unbutton them before giving up with his chest heaving. For fucks sake, the room was spinning. It didn’t help that his cock was stood proudly at half mast, bulging beneath the denim and desperate for some sweet relief. He’d spent the entire day bricked up, and the alcohol had only worsened the sensation.

Bakugou unlocked his cellphone to check for the time, wincing when a bright 1:49AM flashed across the screen. But even more glaringly obviously was the influx of notifications that had caught his eye, a multitude of them replying to a post that in his drunken stupor he hadn’t even realised he had sent.

Replies:

Reply from @kweenkatsuki-fics just head, king?

Reply from @kingkatsuki who knew Dynamight was such a slut?

Reply from @saturnsorbits thought you said you weren’t that desperate, huh?

Reply from @bakugotrashpanda video attached, hit me up

Reply from @strafepanzer anyone will do huh?

A Bakugou Birthday Bash Collab!!!!! A mix of smut and crack fics we've whipped up and hope you enjoy! Please be sure to check back for the fics on the mentioned blogs! Fics will be posted around Bakugou's birthday! 420 blaze it 🍃

Reply from @katsukikitten picture attached, location shared

Intro written by @kingkatsuki

it’s okay to have clumsy and awkward sex and it’s actually really common

the ability to laugh while you’re lying tangled and naked together bc you realize just how silly something is is really really intimate and trusting, and it’s the best feeling to be like that with someone and to be relaxed

it happens with long-term partners, it happens on hookups, and it’s rarely as bad as it’s always made out to be, except we usually think it’s bad we're told that’s not how sex is supposed to go. but that’s not true. 

it can still be passionate and intimate while being messy and clumsy, absolutely. you don’t need to “perform well.” sex isn’t a show: it’s about feeling good. sometimes it takes experimenting to figure out what feels good, and fumbles and awkward moments and laughter is all just part of it. sometimes that’s a huge part of the fun.

Denied by Death

I tried to bargain with Death, with all my life to show. “What a pity,” he laughs. And shakes his head ever so slow.

“There’s no price I could take, nada you could suggest… even if you brought all your manners, your trinkets and dressed your best. It still wouldn’t be enough! Not a soul would mourn your death!”

My shoulders drooped, my head fell down, disappointment weighing heavy on me. But his claws lifted my face that frowned, An’ his eyes glowed as he said with glee:

"Now what is a deal if I am not pleased? I do a deed for you and your life does nothing for me? You, of no fame or fortune,  you’re not even happy.”

And with 1,000 mouths he laughs til I cry out, “how more humiliating can this be?! Death, face to face, laughing at me!!”

On an’ on he prances the floor, his mocking steps, a cruel show. With a dramatic huff, he spins ‘round and looks me over from head to toe.

“Ohhh they’ll whisper how low I’ve gotten, how desperate I must be! Just to fill my tombs. No, no, you’re not coming with me.”

With one last shove, he pushes me forth out into the cold harsh air. His door swung, then slammed with force, “Good luck, pitiful thing,” was all I could hear.