Ugh I Love Like Stupid Shows From The 2000s Cause That Shit Was My Childhood. But Also Like MHA And JJK

Ugh I love like stupid shows from the 2000s cause that shit was my childhood. But also like MHA and JJK and one piece. Just want nostalgia. Catch me watching dirty dancing for the 100th time .

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1 month ago

“Some years ago, I was stuck on a crosstown bus in New York City during rush hour. Traffic was barely moving. The bus was filled with cold, tired people who were deeply irritated—with one another; with the rainy, sleety weather; with the world itself. Two men barked at each other about a shove that might or might not have been intentional. A pregnant woman got on, and nobody offered her a seat. Rage was in the air; no mercy would be found here.

But as the bus approached Seventh Avenue, the driver got on the intercom. “Folks,” he said, “I know you’ve had a rough day and you’re frustrated. I can’t do anything about the weather or traffic, but here’s what I can do. As each one of you gets off the bus, I will reach out my hand to you. As you walk by, drop your troubles into the palm of my hand, okay? Don’t take your problems home to your families tonight—just leave ‘em with me. My route goes right by the Hudson River, and when I drive by there later, I’ll open the window and throw your troubles in the water. Sound good?”

It was as if a spell had lifted. Everyone burst out laughing. Faces gleamed with surprised delight. People who’d been pretending for the past hour not to notice each other’s existence were suddenly grinning at each other like, is this guy serious?

Oh, he was serious.

At the next stop—just as promised—the driver reached out his hand, palm up, and waited. One by one, all the exiting commuters placed their hand just above his and mimed the gesture of dropping something into his palm. Some people laughed as they did this, some teared up—but everyone did it. The driver repeated the same lovely ritual at the next stop, too. And the next. All the way to the river.

We live in a hard world, my friends. Sometimes it’s extra difficult to be a human being. Sometimes you have a bad day. Sometimes you have a bad day that lasts for several years. You struggle and fail. You lose jobs, money, friends, faith, and love. You witness horrible events unfolding in the news, and you become fearful and withdrawn. There are times when everything seems cloaked in darkness. You long for the light but don’t know where to find it.

But what if you are the light? What if you’re the very agent of illumination that a dark situation begs for?

That’s what this bus driver taught me—that anyone can be the light, at any moment. This guy wasn’t some big power player. He wasn’t a spiritual leader. He wasn’t some media-savvy “influencer.” He was a bus driver—one of society’s most invisible workers. But he possessed real power, and he used it beautifully for our benefit.

When life feels especially grim, or when I feel particularly powerless in the face of the world’s troubles, I think of this man and ask myself, What can I do, right now, to be the light? Of course, I can’t personally end all wars, or solve global warming, or transform vexing people into entirely different creatures. I definitely can’t control traffic. But I do have some influence on everyone I brush up against, even if we never speak or learn each other’s name. How we behave matters because within human society everything is contagious—sadness and anger, yes, but also patience and generosity. Which means we all have more influence than we realize.

No matter who you are, or where you are, or how mundane or tough your situation may seem, I believe you can illuminate your world. In fact, I believe this is the only way the world will ever be illuminated—one bright act of grace at a time, all the way to the river.“

–Elizabeth Gilbert

Barbarian King Bakugou who has a number of women presented before him so he may choose the three wives he will marry and rule with as all the kings and queens did before him.

Barbarian King Bakugou who only chooses one wife, you, only because of how similar you look to a woman he has loved his entire life but has never been able to be with.

You, who has been chosen by the Barbarian king, ripped from your homeland, forced on a boat over seas to a foreign land to be some savage’s whore for the rest of your life.

You, who overheard the reason why this so called King of Savages only chose you as his one wife.

You, full of contempt, wrath and resentment from being stolen from your home to be a watered down replacement, to be a slave to a man you will never love for the rest of your days.

You, whose sole purpose is to make your new “husband” regret ever pointing a finger to you and saying “I choose this one”.

10 months ago

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ᴅʀᴀʙʙʟᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴛꜱ (ʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴛʜᴀɴ 2.0ᴋ ᴇᴀᴄʜ )

ꜱʜᴀʀɪɴɢ ɪꜱ ᴄᴀʀɪɴɢ ✧.* ᴍᴀᴛʜ ʜᴏᴍᴇᴡᴏʀᴋ ✧.* ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴇꜱꜱ ✧.* ꜱᴘᴏʀᴛꜱ ꜰᴇꜱᴛɪᴠᴀʟ ✧.* ɪɴᴊᴜʀᴇᴅ ✧.* ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ✧.* ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ✧.* ᴘʜᴇʀᴏᴍᴏɴᴇ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴜᴍᴇ ✧.* ʟɪɢʜᴛ ꜱʟᴇᴇᴘᴇʀ ✧.* ꜱɪᴛᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ✧.* ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ✧.* ᴊᴇᴀʟᴏᴜꜱʏ ✧.* ᴋɴᴏᴛꜱ ✧.* ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ

ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴɴᴏɴꜱ (ʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴛʜᴀɴ 0.2ᴋ)

ʙ.ᴋ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴋɪɴᴅᴇʀɢᴀʀᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜᴇʀ ๋࣭ ⭑ ʜɪᴅᴅᴇɴ ᴠᴇɢɢɪᴇꜱ ๋࣭ ⭑ʀᴀᴍᴇɴ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ๋࣭ ⭑ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ᴜᴘ

ᴀʟʟ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ (6.5ᴋ ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟ)

ɪᴍ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ ☽。⋆ ᴛʜᴀᴛꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴏᴡ ɪᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴋꜱ ☽。⋆ ɪ ꜱᴇᴛ ᴍʏꜱᴇʟꜰ ᴏɴ ꜰɪʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀʀᴍ

ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʀ ᴀʀᴄ (ʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴛʜᴀɴ 4.0ᴋ ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟ)

ᴘᴛ 1 ✮⋆˙ ᴘᴛ 2

ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ♡ (2.8 ᴋ)

ꜱᴛᴜᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ

ᴘᴛ1

ᴀꜱᴋꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱᴛꜱ (2.6ᴋ ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟ)

ꜰɪʀᴇꜰɪɢʜᴛᴇʀ ᴘᴛ.1 ⋆·˚ ꜰɪʀᴇꜰɪɢʜᴛᴇʀ ᴘᴛ.2

you can have my last chicken nugget

Hear me out. Ripping your tights open and breeding you on the floor?

11 months ago

man who responds to your fucked out babbling with a soft measured laugh and an ‘i know baby, im listening,’

2 years ago

Virgin deku and his chubby gf who wraps her legs around his waist to keep him from pulling out❤️

*clenches fist* hnnggggggggg yeah …. yeah…

it already took every ounce of self control he had to try and pull out. izuku already used up every bit of control to stop fucking into you, legs shaking as he slowed his thrusts until he was stilled inside of you.

“g-gonna cum, lemme pull out.” he says, brows furrowed together as he tries to calm his breathing.

you have other plans though, wrapping your legs around him and giving him a wide eye’d look, bottom lip jut out in your desperation. izuku wants to cum inside, so bad that it’s hurting him to hold on, but he can’t. he’s too young to get you pregnant, only at the beginning of his hero career. still, his eyes roll back as you lock your ankles around him, hips moving up and down against him, coaxing him closer and closer to a high he’s desperately trying to fight off.

“fuck, gotta let me pull out. can’t cum inside…. baby… baby please… can’t g-get you pregnant.” izuku’s voice is high pitched, whining as his hips continue fucking into you. his breathing picks up, growing faster and faster until he hears your soft little please that makes him almost entirely stupid.

so he gives in, telling you that it’s okay, that he’s gonna give it to you, fill you up because you asked so nicely. izuku’s a virgin, but he knows when you need something. who was he to deny you, especially when your legs were wrapped around him, fat of your thighs holding him inside of you, pulling him closer with each roll of your hips.

izuku’s head falls forward when he cums, a groan going from low to high breaking from his lips as you soothe him with quiet shushes, letting him pump you full like you asked, or rather, demanded.

4 months ago
I Need A Christmas Miracle!!🌠

I need a Christmas miracle!!🌠

Monday, December 23rd: Hello, everyone. I’m Gem, a bi, mentally ill, and disabled woman in desperate need of help, as I am struggling to pay my overdrawn balance!!

I apologize for asking for help again; as most of you know from my previous posts, I have been struggling quite a lot to make ends meet while on welfare benefits and due to my rent arrears and ever-increasing debt. And to be quite honest, these past few months have been absolute hell for me, and with no other income, I've been relying on the kindness of others to get by.

However, I desperately need that kindness again because Christmas is in a few days, and my account is overdrawn due to chargebacks and fees. I don't receive my welfare until New Year's Eve, and if I can't pay it off before then, my welfare will be taken and I won't be able to get through January!!

Again, I know this is a lot to ask, but if anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would save my life, and sharing definitely helps just as much.

£0/£105!!!

✨️PayPal✨️

10 months ago

pull our red string of fate harder i'm trying to jerk off

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