Let’s Be Real, Sex Is Weird. It’s Gross. They Don’t Call It Bumping Uglies For No Reason. It Is

holy fuck i need jealous soft dom izuku so much it hurts

HIM FINALLY SNAPPING BECAUSE HE KNOWS EVERYONE WANTS YOU AND HES TIRED OF EVERYONE THINKING HES A PUSHOVER SO HE FINALLY DECIDES TO SHOW YOU WHOS YOU ARE

I’m okay im fine im totally normal this is normal im okay im okay with this thought

i need him biblically. anyways.

….ugh you had me at soft dom izu😵‍💫

thinking about him putting you on your back and folding you in half while he goes to town. he’s so concentrated, determined. he’s got you seeing stars and yet he’s still demanding you to tell him who’s pussy he’s fucking!

last panel in EN: Everyone got distracted.

Imagine:

Being part of The Croods and Guy liking you.

Guy is honestly one of the cutest animated guys ever. How could I not make an imagine about him?

(Y/N) juggled the shell that Guy gave him with some rocks. He heard someone sneaking up behind him.

"Don't." He heard someone breath out.

"Wow. You're really good." Guy chuckled, getting into pace with him.

"Thanks." He replied, letting the rocks drop. Guy glanced at Belt.

"How'd you learn to juggle?"

"Juggle?"

"Yeah. It's what you were doing. Tossing things." Guy explained hurriedly. (Y/N) hummed, giving him the shell back.

"Keep it. You seem to like it." Guy smiled. (Y/N) glanced at him.

"You're cute, you know. Eep called you a boar." (Y/N) told him, smiling at the memory.

"Yeah, she was really scary." Guy mumbled.

"I'm guessing as the oldest you're the most laidback?" Guy looked at him. (Y/N) shrugged.

"I'm not like Thunk who's scared of everything or Eep who's curious.. Sandy is a wild animal." (Y/N) chuckled.

"I guess I'm laidback."

"I like it. It's cute like you." Guy said, nervously.

"Was that a.. 'joke'?" (Y/N) asked. Guy shook his head.

"A compliment."

"What's that?" (Y/N) tilted his head.

"When you say something nice.. About someone. I was trying to flirt with you but..." Guy sighed.

"Flirt? What's that?" Guy squeaked as Eep poked her head between them.

"It's um... When you like someone so you try to uh, get them to like you back." Guy's voice got higher towards the end of his sentence. Eep blinked and stepped away. (Y/N) chuckled.

"I like you too, Guy."

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All Might and Katsuki's dynamic to me. Alternate ver. under the cut

proud mentor + rival?? former childhood friend? confidante??

plagued with thoughts of giving suguru head for the first time. laying between his legs or being on your knees while he sits back with a soft smile on his face as he caresses your cheek. him asking if you’re okay, if you you’re sure about it. playfully asking him not to tease you though you know he wouldn’t, at least not now. telling him you’re nervous because it’s been a while as a smile pushed your cheeks up.

“what if you don’t like it? what if it’s bad?” you said.

suguru grinned a little more. “then i’ll have to teach you,” he said, even though he knew this was far from your first time sucking dick.

you nuzzled into him shyly as he watched your expression drop and your eyelids flutter. they went blank, all warm and hazy with his scent in your nose. a new yet familiar look colored your face.

“you’re not nervous. you just want to be good, don’t you, baby?” suguru said gently.

heat filled your cheeks. your stomach fluttered.

you nodded and chanced a look at his eyes, a hand stroking his dick through his sweats. he lifted your chin.

“say it.” his voice was firmer than before, brows slightly pulled in, but his eyes were kind.

“i wanna be good, suguru. wanna be your good girl.”

“go on,” he replied. “you can do it.”

he watched as you untied the waistband and pulled his sweats down. the monster he had between his legs was barely contained by his boxer briefs. his cock flopped up onto his stomach with a quiet thud, the tip red and leaking onto dark, soft hair just above his belly button. you let out a sigh at the sight; a shiver slipped down your neck as thoughts of him raced through your head. your eyes met his through pretty lashes between chaste kisses along his length.

he ran a hand over your head. “it’s okay. show me what you want.”

you licked a long stripe on his cock from base to tip with the flat of your tongue and spat into your hand before giving it a few strokes. you swirled your tongue around the tip and took him in your mouth, jaw wide to accommodate his thickness. shyness quickly melted away into need as you sucked and stroked, a groan on his lips that made you whimper.

suguru’s grin returned, playful this time. fuck, he loved being right. “that’s it, angel. don’t stop. you’re such a good girl for me. my good girl.”

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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

Hi everyone, hope you're enjoying the view, you can drool in the corner right here and sit a moment to just look and rest :)

Jokes aside, I LOVE drawing muscular back, these drawings were just some practices before my sick brain decide it could be much better if it was Shota-

So here I am, showing you this even if I have important homework to do... I'm sooo stupid, but it was worth it 😭

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