Chapter 15

using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

We have always existed, and we always will.

To my uk trans people and allies out there.

"kill them with kindness" wrong. back stabbing🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

WHAT IN THE WORLD

YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

it lowkey pisses me off when i see a haiku bot post and i think “wait that’s too many syllables that’s not right!” but then i realize im just not saying the word right and in fact the haiku bot is correct as always

guys wtf this has 1k notes?

so i was rewatching third life recently and i thought it was so funny how in the first few episodes grian is like "omg i'm so sorry that this isn't the fun collaborative season i had planned i can't believe how chaotic this is now" and then in wild life he was so pissed off about joel and his car because it wasn't death and destrucion enough. like damn grian the watchers really got you into all this death game stuff huh?