Bring Them Back To Me

for your consideration: almost every time roier died while playing hospital 666 from cellbit's pov followed by cellbit losing his shit every time

(transcript under the cut)

Clip 1:

Roier: Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Cellbit: It's an automatic chair, it moves on its own. Roier: Okay, okay, okay. [Fart noise] [Dies] [Screams] [Bell sound effect]

Clip 2:

Roier: Hello, my people. [Walks inside a room, the door slams shut] Aaaaah, what happened? Cellbit: Roier?? Roier: [Dies] [Wilhelm scream sound effect]

Clip 3:

Roier: Ahh, look how pretty. Cellbit: Go over there, take a look. Roier: [Screams] [Dies] [Bell sound effect]

Clip 4:

Roier: Oh look! For my ass! Cellbit: Go over there, go over there, go over there. Roier: No no no no no no no! [Screams] [Dies] [Bell sound effect]

Clip 5:

Roier: The José- Cellbit: [Shushes him] Roier: [Dies] [Bell sound effect]

Clip 6:

Roier: Oh! Look what a cute doll- Okay- Cellbit, Cellbit, Cellbi- [Bell sound effect] [Dies]

Clip 7:

Roier: It's coming, Cellbit, it's coming. Game Character: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1- Roier: [Dies] It can't be. It can't be. Why did- Wey, it flashed Jeff the Killer, the son of a bitch.

Clip 8:

Cellbit: Eita, it's a cute girl, it's a- Roier: Ay, assho- [Screams] [Dies] [Bell sound effect] God, it made me, I swear it made me- It can't be.

QSMP LANGUAGE DAY

It will be in March 3rd‼️‼️

Since this weekend there's still the strike so not everyone will be online, so moving it to next weekend!

What is "QSMP Language Day"?

It will be a day here on qsmpblr that everyone will speak their native languages and, those who speak english by default, try and speak other languages they're learning and get some help as well!

The goal is to make everyone feel more comfortable speaking their mother tongue here on our hellsite and even find other peers that speak the same language as we do and we never knew about!

If it all goes right and we enjoy it, we could have it happen more often, even weekly if so, to also make qsmpblr a little bit less english-centric and maybe even rope some non-english speakers in here

The translator use is not only recommended but also actively cheered upon!! You can use Apple's in-built translator, you can use Ok Google's in-built translator, you can go copy text it in translator, or download a browser extension if you use desktop!! Everything is allowed for your better understanding

So everyone!! Prepare! Spread the word! Cram some duolingo lessons more!!

Let's all be ready for March 3rd!!!

AU in which all Pepito wants is for Pepito’s dad to start smiling again. Pepito knows that Apa Roier is a HUGE fan of Spider-Man, aka Quesadilla City’s most popular superhero, but he’s been real sad since Spider-Man stopped hero-ing a couple months ago when his rival and WORST ENEMY Black Cat disappeared. And Pepito just wants Roier to be happy, so Pepito’s just gotta find Spider-Man and make him a hero again! (And maybe Pepito can get his autograph, because Spider-Man is Pepito’s favorite hero too!!!)

[An au in which Roier retires as a hero when the man he was working up the nerve to ask out vanished into thin air in a factory explosion after a fight gone wrong. He never even got to find out Black Cat’s name, and now he never will…]

[And, an au in which Cellbit has been stuck in the hospital for months in a coma, and all he’s been dreaming of is the masked hero he’s in love with.]

baggy pants teto

domestic Guapoduo !! 👾

im happy to see twt spiderbit fans moving here but im also nervous cuz fights are very normal in twt and i dont want people insulting each other here for having an different opinion :(

but im sure they will understand if they end up staying here

Don’t generalize! I’ve been lurking in guapoduotwt since June and like? They’re mostly all super chill! They’ve been super beat down by a xenophobic fandom, but almost all of them are very lovely people

What you’re worried about is the Vocal Minority, which is just what it sounds like: a very loud small group of people. If most of a large group is quiet and chill and the small group is trying to start a riot, people are more likely to notice the smaller group

Everybody coming to tumblr is probably going to be just as cool as the rest of us already here. And, when the vocal minority arrives and starts making noise, all we need to do is ignore them and let them tire themselves out

cuddling!!

prompt from spiderbit week made by @anonymous-dentist !

I Like Undertale Robots

Vampire Cellbit who’s stuck living in the castle because his twin sister is the Vampire Queen, but he’s much happier about this than he used to be because there’s a cute human working in the kitchens who’s almost definitely a vampire hunter who’s been sent to assassinate Cellbit and/or Bagi. But, like. Cellbit isn’t dead yet, and this guy is really pretty. And funny. And charming. And handsome. And strong. And clever. And beautiful.

Oh, if only he wasn’t human. They’re so fragile…