Breaking Dawn 17 - "I Don't Know Who You're Talking About."

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Breaking Dawn

Summary:

Cellbit is a monster hunter.

That is to say: he is a conspiracy theorist trying to prove the existence of the supernatural. His current project is as such: werewolves. Werewolves are in the woods, and nobody cares except for him... and except for this one guy he met at his book club one week.

Turns out this Roier guy knows a lot about the supernatural, too. He says that he's a werewolf expert, and who is Cellbit to look a gift wolf in the mouth?

Or: Anti-Twilight werewolf romcom starring an ex-convict and a guy who definitely isn't a furry.

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Thanks to @comfymoth for letting me play in their au!

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The trope I appreciate very much

larimar

I didn't know mistletoe was something to use against werewolves, what if it's Christmas and I'm standing under one and my boyfriend starts growling at me and then rips his shirt off and runs away with foam in his mouth or something idk how werewolves work

what better christmas gift could you ask for <3

qCellbit getting super into skateboarding is like. It’s like when he told Richarlyson that he’d never had a picnic before arriving on the island. He grew up in a war zone, he doesn’t remember anything from before that

So Cellbit is skateboarding with his kids. Maybe he’s a bit old to be wearing a silly “skater hat” and he’s too old to be doing kickflips instead of doing taxes, but like. He never got to play when he was a kid. But the past is in the past, and the present is what matters

So Cellbit is into skateboarding now. He thinks he would’ve liked it as a kid if he’d been given the chance, but that’s in the past, so it doesn’t matter. He likes it now, and that’s all that matters to him. So what if he can’t sleep at night and so what if his husband doesn’t look at him most days and so what if his hands itch for a blade to drive into his own stomach when he isn’t distracted? None of that matters, because he can do a sick kickflip on his skateboard and impress his two kids, and that’s it.

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